I'd wait for someone else to COMM it, but I'm greedy, and I wanna do it, and anyway, proud to be part of this poarticular conversation.

The entire conversation, in F2F. How to get a five-star hotel to dance with you.

Aimée - Bellagio doesn't have the space for our weekend. Pooh.

deborah grabien - Aimee, they'd have wanted at least three of the attendee's firstborn children anyway. Pricey place. Just, so damned comfortable...

Topic!Cindy - That could be arranged.

brenda m - Are we looking for volunteers?

Laura - I gotta firstborn I could consider as exchange for Bellagio comfort. Anything for my Buffistas.

Nicole - Well, if it's for a good cause, I suppose I could get pregnant. As long as *I* don't have to keep it.

deborah grabien - And then they could change the name to the Baalaggio...

KristinT - Buffistas F2F Vegas: Now with Human Sacrifice!

SailAweigh - Heh, I don't know if I want to get rid of my firstborn, even for the Bellagio. She's only becoming a rational human now. Of course, she is 25 and might have something to say about the deal, too.

Aimée - White Slavery. It's the answer.

deborah grabien - No, no, I'm still lost in the contemplation of the Bellagio's conservatory, with all the gorgeous rare flowers and the lovely roof, and how all it's been missing lo, these many moons, was an altar dedicated to sacrificing one's firstborn child to some hideous antique child-munching deity. Or not....

Topic!Cindy - Deb, how about we sacrifice the office workers at the first (and subsequent) born's Pedi office? It's a win win situation.

deborah grabien - That would work. Then we can we sacrifice George I and Barbara's firstborn to Baal? Please? I'll play a guitar and sing Kumbaya.

Jessica - I don't think Baal likes that song...

billytea - Sing it backwards. "Ayabmuk, m'lord, Ayabmuk..."

I feel Betsy's pain! In Natter:

tommyrot- Huh. Quantum information can be negative. So if someone gives you negative quantum information, you end up knowing less.

Betsy HP- I've had conversations like that.

juliana, natter, it's so true:

Flouncing and crying about how mean everyone is the traditional opening salvo to the masterwork Goodbye, Cruel Internets.

Nattering and flouncing and talking about taking their toys and going home whilst making me laugh:

msbelle: I will pray on it tonight.

ita: And I will krav.

Natter:

ita: It's amazing what I'd have sworn I had no opinion on ten minutes ago.

Now I have to google and see if I need a new opinion.

In F2F, Toddson sets it up:

insecure parking garage? should we help it with its self-esteem?

And ita knocks it down:

You know what'd help?

Validation.

Fay: Somebody fill me in on the Buffista Cookbook idea?

DavidS: It's sort of in the To Serve Man vein. How best to braise an Aimee. Should you roll Betsy in cornmeal or flour before frying. Roasted DXM with apples and onions. Hec Relleno in Picante Sauce.

Ummm, apples and onions... t /Homer

With a side order of ewwww...

Panko for me, please.

Even Bureaucracy can be COMMable:

Jesse: I would describe it as an informal social club.

Daniel C. Jensen: Clothing optional.