Lilty Cash in Bitches:

Yikes. I just told my Microsoft Money budget about the pay cut. It sent me a Howler.

Number Nattering turns to porn. Predictably.

ita: 25 is so ... boring. 17's wild, unpredictable and flexible. Okay, NSM with the flexible.

shrift: Which is why we have flexible 17-year-olds.

ita: In Michigan. In California we have flexible 18-year-olds.

libkitty: I don't know about now, but a few years ago they had one of the best graphic novel library collections in the country, if not the best. I think others are starting to catch up.

Gandalfe: I was going to ask how you would know that, but, as I typed your name, my fingers threw themselves into my nostrils and banged my head into my desk multiple times. Cause it's just that obvious.

JZ in Bitches: ION, last night at a little after 9 I got a bewildered phone call from my father to say that he isn't quite sure what had happened, he is fairly certain that someone of his age was never meant to be the target of this and he doesn't know who else to talk to about it, but he's become totally addicted to Veronica Mars.

I assured him that he was not alone, which greatly relieved him.

I'm only on b.org enough to COMM people, apparently, but this was too good to be passed by.

billytea describes a new dating tactic in Bitches:

I'm thinking of things to put down for 'interesting stuff about me. Things like "Once at a high school sports day, I managed to hit myself in the back of the head with a javelin" or "I once caught a pigeon with my bare hands" (released it unscathed, of course. Problem is, I keep veering off into stuff which I think is much more interesting. This could be a problem.

Her: This card says "The southern right whale has testicles that weigh half a ton and a twelve-foot long prehensile penis! That isn't about you!"

Me: I think you mean that you hope it isn't about me.

dude, bwah!!! And also nice to see bt get his mojo back, too.

The resplendent (and hilarious) Juliana:

I consider yesterday to be a massive triumph of the will, but not in that icky Leni/Hitler way.

Allyson -

I'm on it. Writing a part for Colin in which he teaches everyone how to Chapeau.

In Natter:

Allyson: WHAT THE HELL IS A CUDDLE CADDY?

Gudanov: I'm seeing a person with a bag full of stuffed animals and blankies.

"What do you think Pete, number four teddy bear?"

"Judging by the angle of the body language, I'd go with a number 3 blue blanket."

"Good call Pete."

This just cracks me up.

Jesse, in Natter:

I think it's safe to say that any pop song about putting anything into anything else is actually about Doing It.