'The Message'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
JZ in Bitches: ION, last night at a little after 9 I got a bewildered phone call from my father to say that he isn't quite sure what had happened, he is fairly certain that someone of his age was never meant to be the target of this and he doesn't know who else to talk to about it, but he's become totally addicted to Veronica Mars.
I assured him that he was not alone, which greatly relieved him.
I'm only on b.org enough to COMM people, apparently, but this was too good to be passed by.
billytea describes a new dating tactic in Bitches:
I'm thinking of things to put down for 'interesting stuff about me. Things like "Once at a high school sports day, I managed to hit myself in the back of the head with a javelin" or "I once caught a pigeon with my bare hands" (released it unscathed, of course. Problem is, I keep veering off into stuff which I think is much more interesting. This could be a problem.
Her: This card says "The southern right whale has testicles that weigh half a ton and a twelve-foot long prehensile penis! That isn't about you!"
Me: I think you mean that you hope it isn't about me.
dude, bwah!!! And also nice to see bt get his mojo back, too.
The resplendent (and hilarious) Juliana:
I consider yesterday to be a massive triumph of the will, but not in that icky Leni/Hitler way.
Allyson -
I'm on it. Writing a part for Colin in which he teaches everyone how to Chapeau.
In Natter:
Allyson: WHAT THE HELL IS A CUDDLE CADDY?
Gudanov: I'm seeing a person with a bag full of stuffed animals and blankies.
"What do you think Pete, number four teddy bear?"
"Judging by the angle of the body language, I'd go with a number 3 blue blanket."
"Good call Pete."
This just cracks me up.
Jesse, in Natter:
I think it's safe to say that any pop song about putting anything into anything else is actually about Doing It.
In natter, Just Say No to sex talk.
msbelle: notice how George does not say sex should be talked about a lot. This is the great philospohy divide between myself and Salt&Peppa, perhaps you read about it in Philosophy News.
Nutty reports in:
Nutty:
In Bureau, re: the mailing lists:
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DX: I think DC got set up elsewhere. There's also an Upper Midwest list that either Gus or Tommyrot runs.
ita: Huh. When Buffistas fracture ...
DX: Maybe we should make them rejoin the Buffistas alliance.
Aimée: t puts on long brown coat
DX: t puts on blue gloves
Aimée: You can't take my lists from me!