Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.

'Shindig'


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Cass - Aug 04, 2005 11:12:48 am PDT #7936 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Number Nattering turns to porn. Predictably.

ita: 25 is so ... boring. 17's wild, unpredictable and flexible. Okay, NSM with the flexible.

shrift: Which is why we have flexible 17-year-olds.

ita: In Michigan. In California we have flexible 18-year-olds.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 04, 2005 3:34:49 pm PDT #7937 of 10000
What is even happening?

libkitty: I don't know about now, but a few years ago they had one of the best graphic novel library collections in the country, if not the best. I think others are starting to catch up.

Gandalfe: I was going to ask how you would know that, but, as I typed your name, my fingers threw themselves into my nostrils and banged my head into my desk multiple times. Cause it's just that obvious.


Pix - Aug 04, 2005 5:59:22 pm PDT #7938 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

JZ in Bitches: ION, last night at a little after 9 I got a bewildered phone call from my father to say that he isn't quite sure what had happened, he is fairly certain that someone of his age was never meant to be the target of this and he doesn't know who else to talk to about it, but he's become totally addicted to Veronica Mars.

I assured him that he was not alone, which greatly relieved him.


Pix - Aug 04, 2005 9:50:27 pm PDT #7939 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm only on b.org enough to COMM people, apparently, but this was too good to be passed by.

billytea describes a new dating tactic in Bitches:

I'm thinking of things to put down for 'interesting stuff about me. Things like "Once at a high school sports day, I managed to hit myself in the back of the head with a javelin" or "I once caught a pigeon with my bare hands" (released it unscathed, of course. Problem is, I keep veering off into stuff which I think is much more interesting. This could be a problem.

Her: This card says "The southern right whale has testicles that weigh half a ton and a twelve-foot long prehensile penis! That isn't about you!"
Me: I think you mean that you hope it isn't about me.


erikaj - Aug 05, 2005 4:48:24 am PDT #7940 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

dude, bwah!!! And also nice to see bt get his mojo back, too.


Scrappy - Aug 05, 2005 6:02:47 am PDT #7941 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The resplendent (and hilarious) Juliana:

I consider yesterday to be a massive triumph of the will, but not in that icky Leni/Hitler way.


msbelle - Aug 05, 2005 6:18:36 am PDT #7942 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Allyson -

I'm on it. Writing a part for Colin in which he teaches everyone how to Chapeau.


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 6:21:03 am PDT #7943 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In Natter:

Allyson: WHAT THE HELL IS A CUDDLE CADDY?

Gudanov: I'm seeing a person with a bag full of stuffed animals and blankies.

"What do you think Pete, number four teddy bear?"

"Judging by the angle of the body language, I'd go with a number 3 blue blanket."

"Good call Pete."


bon bon - Aug 05, 2005 8:40:00 am PDT #7944 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This just cracks me up.

Jesse, in Natter:

I think it's safe to say that any pop song about putting anything into anything else is actually about Doing It.


DavidS - Aug 05, 2005 12:11:47 pm PDT #7945 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In natter, Just Say No to sex talk.

msbelle: notice how George does not say sex should be talked about a lot. This is the great philospohy divide between myself and Salt&Peppa, perhaps you read about it in Philosophy News.