I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


billytea - May 04, 2005 9:39:19 pm PDT #7624 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Buffy 'n' Angel:

Beverly: She's one of probably three or four living women who could wear those cuffed pants and look good in them.

ita: I love the idea that you have a separate list of dead women who could rock the look.


Topic!Cindy - May 05, 2005 1:49:37 am PDT #7625 of 10000
What is even happening?

Cass: I hope the caffiene in the Midol isn't playing drug games in my brain. Because if I get any closer to the earth, I will be mining metal, fashioning weapons, and smiting the fuck out of those that bug me.


Theodosia - May 05, 2005 12:02:27 pm PDT #7626 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Matt the Bruins fan:

Was anyone at the con where Marsters tried that "you first" gambit with the fan who asked him to strip?

Elais:

That was at Dragoncon during one of James' Q&A. I unfortunately, saw the whole thing.

Betsy HP:

Don't tell me she did.

Matt the Bruins fan:

Okay, we won't tell you. But what are the odds that people would remember it years later if she'd quietly said "Nevermind then," and sat back down?


Atropa - May 05, 2005 12:15:44 pm PDT #7627 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

JZ in the Firefly thread:

Somebody better be willing to say something in the hardcore spoiler thread after tonight, or I shall petulantly stomp my foot and look menacing. I will. I really will. Don't think I won't.


Beverly - May 05, 2005 3:10:32 pm PDT #7628 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Made me laugh. Nora in OMG:

sorry, I didn't mean for my vague yet permeating grumpiness turn into a thing.


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 06, 2005 4:12:06 am PDT #7629 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Fay in the Firefly Spoilers thread after someone did as JZ requested (about rather than containing spoilers):

Read the whitefont?

Don't read the whitefont?

Read the whitefont?

Don't read the whitefont?

Read the whitefont?

Don't read the whitefont?

....

....

head explodes.

....

....

disembodied spirit magically reads half the whitefont.


Steph L. - May 06, 2005 10:33:59 am PDT #7630 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter --

Cashmere: It's sad when someone wastes their public sympathy by turning into a finger-hogging ass.


Ginger - May 08, 2005 7:09:04 am PDT #7631 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

connie neil in Literary on Anne Rice's plan to write a life of Christ:

Hey, Jesus rose from the grave, it's right up Anne's alley . . .

Well, someone had to say it!


Glamcookie - May 08, 2005 7:43:13 am PDT #7632 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Natter:

Jesse:

At least Jenna and Barbara Bush have a little meat on their bones.

billytea:

And, marinated!


Topic!Cindy - May 09, 2005 8:08:48 am PDT #7633 of 10000
What is even happening?

Nilly: I'm so vanilla that the other ice-creams are being calibrated by me.