Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness. Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.

'Never Leave Me'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 06, 2005 4:12:06 am PDT #7629 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Fay in the Firefly Spoilers thread after someone did as JZ requested (about rather than containing spoilers):

Read the whitefont?

Don't read the whitefont?

Read the whitefont?

Don't read the whitefont?

Read the whitefont?

Don't read the whitefont?

....

....

head explodes.

....

....

disembodied spirit magically reads half the whitefont.


Steph L. - May 06, 2005 10:33:59 am PDT #7630 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter --

Cashmere: It's sad when someone wastes their public sympathy by turning into a finger-hogging ass.


Ginger - May 08, 2005 7:09:04 am PDT #7631 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

connie neil in Literary on Anne Rice's plan to write a life of Christ:

Hey, Jesus rose from the grave, it's right up Anne's alley . . .

Well, someone had to say it!


Glamcookie - May 08, 2005 7:43:13 am PDT #7632 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Natter:

Jesse:

At least Jenna and Barbara Bush have a little meat on their bones.

billytea:

And, marinated!


Topic!Cindy - May 09, 2005 8:08:48 am PDT #7633 of 10000
What is even happening?

Nilly: I'm so vanilla that the other ice-creams are being calibrated by me.


Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2005 10:07:26 am PDT #7634 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

From natter:

msbelle:

I think we should all celebrate and eximplify the passive worker.

juliana:

I would prefer not to.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 09, 2005 7:15:07 pm PDT #7635 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

shrift , in Other Media:

I had to drop all of the Bat titles he's writing months ago. I try not to take life too seriously, and Willingham had me seriously thinking about taking life.


Frankenbuddha - May 10, 2005 3:42:59 am PDT #7636 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

JZ, on the ad for BK's Enormous Omlette Sandwich

Did somebody actually write that ad copy and then sit back contentedly saying, "Aw, yeah, that's the stuff"? Because, bleah. I don't really want to wake up to a mouthful of anything, thank you. It sounds either vaguely (and ineptly) porny or like the EOS is a feral foodstuff roaming through the bedrooms of America and lunging into sleeping people's mouths like a rabid monkey pouncing from underneath a bush. Either way, not so appetizing.


deborah grabien - May 10, 2005 6:51:58 am PDT #7637 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Teppy in Great Write. If you want context, go look, but be warned, every post since yesterday is a potential choking hazard:

The beauty of bad writing is the multitide of ways in which it can be done.


Kate P. - May 10, 2005 11:55:02 am PDT #7638 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

ita: I weigh clothing/presentation using a kick ass principle. If I can't kick ass in it - it'd better be kickass.