JZ in the Firefly thread:
Somebody better be willing to say something in the hardcore spoiler thread after tonight, or I shall petulantly stomp my foot and look menacing. I will. I really will. Don't think I won't.
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Atropa - May 05, 2005 12:15:44 pm PDT #7627 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Beverly - May 05, 2005 3:10:32 pm PDT #7628 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Made me laugh. Nora in OMG:
sorry, I didn't mean for my vague yet permeating grumpiness turn into a thing.
Am-Chau Yarkona - May 06, 2005 4:12:06 am PDT #7629 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Fay in the Firefly Spoilers thread after someone did as JZ requested (about rather than containing spoilers):
Read the whitefont?
Don't read the whitefont?
Read the whitefont?
Don't read the whitefont?
Read the whitefont?
Don't read the whitefont?
....
....
head explodes.
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disembodied spirit magically reads half the whitefont.
Steph L. - May 06, 2005 10:33:59 am PDT #7630 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter --
Cashmere: It's sad when someone wastes their public sympathy by turning into a finger-hogging ass.
Ginger - May 08, 2005 7:09:04 am PDT #7631 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
connie neil in Literary on Anne Rice's plan to write a life of Christ:
Hey, Jesus rose from the grave, it's right up Anne's alley . . .
Well, someone had to say it!
Glamcookie - May 08, 2005 7:43:13 am PDT #7632 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Natter:
Jesse:
At least Jenna and Barbara Bush have a little meat on their bones.
billytea:
And, marinated!
Topic!Cindy - May 09, 2005 8:08:48 am PDT #7633 of 10000
What is even happening?
Nilly: I'm so vanilla that the other ice-creams are being calibrated by me.
Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2005 10:07:26 am PDT #7634 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
From natter:
msbelle:
I think we should all celebrate and eximplify the passive worker.
juliana:
I would prefer not to.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 09, 2005 7:15:07 pm PDT #7635 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
shrift , in Other Media:
I had to drop all of the Bat titles he's writing months ago. I try not to take life too seriously, and Willingham had me seriously thinking about taking life.
Frankenbuddha - May 10, 2005 3:42:59 am PDT #7636 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
JZ, on the ad for BK's Enormous Omlette Sandwich
Did somebody actually write that ad copy and then sit back contentedly saying, "Aw, yeah, that's the stuff"? Because, bleah. I don't really want to wake up to a mouthful of anything, thank you. It sounds either vaguely (and ineptly) porny or like the EOS is a feral foodstuff roaming through the bedrooms of America and lunging into sleeping people's mouths like a rabid monkey pouncing from underneath a bush. Either way, not so appetizing.