connie neil: I've not only let that bitch Hope park in the driveway, she's turned off the engine and thinking of coming inside. I think I'll make her sit on the porch for a while, just in case.
I seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.
Mal ,'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Topic!Cindy - Mar 20, 2005 2:05:11 am PST #7449 of 10000
What is even happening?
Trudy Booth - Mar 20, 2005 8:17:25 am PST #7450 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Susan W: I totally want a teleporter. Or at least a flying car.
Betsy HP - Mar 20, 2005 10:26:37 am PST #7451 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Topic!Cindy:
I've tried to read all the posts since I left earlier today, but all I can keep in my head is that I typed nightmare's rather than nightmares.
O my Buffistas,
I am heartily sorry for
having offended thee,
and I detest my apostrophe abuse,
because I dread the loss of plurals,
and the pains of inappropriate ownership;
but most of all because
they offend thee, my Buffistas,
Who are all foamy and
deserving of all my grammar.
I firmly resolve,
with the help of the edit function,
to confess my apostrophe abuse,
to proofread,
and to edit my post.
Betsy HP - Mar 20, 2005 1:59:26 pm PST #7452 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Tom Scola: I have this recurring fantasy of kidnapping Steven Spielberg and forcing him to make a dogme-95-compliant film at gunpoint.
Jessica: Ooooh. Need a driver?
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2005 5:19:20 pm PST #7453 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
DXMachina in Boxed Set:
Buffy has Issues. Also, people who get involved with Buffy have horrible things happen to them. Angel got shoved into a hell dimension. Spike got incinerated. Riley wound up married to Mary Sue. Shudder.
erinaceous - Mar 21, 2005 8:06:42 am PST #7454 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
Betsy H-P in Music with an eternal truth:
A fine rant self-justifies.
DXMachina - Mar 21, 2005 2:10:18 pm PST #7455 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter:
Betsy: I could totally fight a stick. Grab it, break it over one knee, and it's paralyzed.
JohnSweden: Betsy. Nutty (in the cheetahskin gloves). Sturdy stick. Squash court.
Three persons/object enter, one person/object leaves.
WHO/WHAT SHALL IT BE?
Betsy: I roll over on my back, stick all four feet in the air, and begin panting loudly. Nutty comes over sniffs my belly, and wanders off to chase the stick.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2005 5:35:32 am PST #7456 of 10000
What is even happening?
Deena imagines Perkins reaction to visiting Deena and family:
Dear Diary;
Am here. Tried to sleep in but got sat on by a baby with saggy, soggy diapers. Cat sat on my head. It was too cold and then too hot. The house is a disaster, but I'm trying to be polite. I've told Deena that I only bathe at religious houses for Lent. I'm not stepping foot in that bathtub. Kara talks. A lot. We went to the zoo but it was cold and rainy. It's a teeny-assed zoo, anyway. Deena tried to feed me bacon. She says she forgot. Kara tried to feed me bacon off the floor. Aidan gave me a bite of his mashed banana...that he'd just mashed...by sitting on it. In that soggy diaper. Then he kicked me. I have to go. I'm hiding from Kara. She wants to play Barbie Is A Reaver again.
Almare - Mar 22, 2005 10:29:38 am PST #7457 of 10000
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
connie_neil in Bitches 22:
I just want to state publically that I love my company. I just went in to the accountant with another pile of drug receipts and medical bills to submit to the reimbursement program, and all he said was, "Hey, you've almost hit the deductable for the year", instead of, "You again?" All right, a couple of weeks ago he did say, "You need your own drug dealer."
Nicole - Mar 22, 2005 3:21:49 pm PST #7458 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
In Bitches:
Perkins: I'm at Deena's! So far, I've played Dinosaurs (I have a problem with pre-mature Rowring), read three books, and sung "bahbahbah" with Aidan.
Aimee: t hands Lee a Viagrasaurus