In Bitches:
Perkins: I'm at Deena's! So far, I've played Dinosaurs (I have a problem with pre-mature Rowring), read three books, and sung "bahbahbah" with Aidan.
Aimee: t hands Lee a Viagrasaurus
Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.
'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Nicole - Mar 22, 2005 3:21:49 pm PST #7458 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
JenP - Mar 22, 2005 4:43:45 pm PST #7459 of 10000
In Natter:
aurelia: It's a "Jamacian Style Roots Drink," which is "used as a tonic to cleanse the body of fat and purify the blood." Ingredients include "strong back, man back, blood wisp, nerve wisp, and all man strength."
Erin: It sounds like what you mop off from the floor when the Reavers are done.
aurelia - Mar 23, 2005 6:22:39 am PST #7460 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Reasons not to mess with connie neil:
If I put on my happy face and smile big and keep my chin high, then my eyes get all squinty, and that interferes with proper sightlines along the barrel.
In actuality, I prefer swords. They don't run out of ammo, plus they're good exercise.
Ginger - Mar 23, 2005 9:00:24 am PST #7461 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Allyson as president of Fox TV:
Reality teevee goes away, except for my idea of combining Fear Factor with the Swan, so that desperately broken women with no self-esteem will have to eat maggots to get their implants.
erikaj - Mar 23, 2005 9:06:39 am PST #7462 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Hee! Funniest COMM In weeks.
Aims - Mar 23, 2005 9:10:54 am PST #7463 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
In Bitches:
Betsy: My official birth certificate turned out not to have the time of birth. They only put the time of birth on the copy they give the mother in Kansas. Fortunately, my mother was able to hunt up that one.
Brenda: That's awful, Betsy. What if the mother isn't around or can't locate her copy? Condemning a poor, innocent child to a lifetime of inaccurate horoscopes.
Betsy: I know. I think I'll ask Tom DeLay to pass a law.
erinaceous - Mar 23, 2005 9:15:46 am PST #7464 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
tommyrot in Music:
The Six Million Dollar Man should have had a Byronic arm.
Beverly - Mar 23, 2005 3:32:11 pm PST #7465 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Yes, it may be a first. A COMM from Bureaucrazy.
Jesse: What could be better than a Jesus joke for Easter?
Aimee: Singing "If I Had a Hammer" in church on Friday.
SailAweigh - Mar 23, 2005 4:42:29 pm PST #7466 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Bitches:
vw bug
See, I'm toying with a minor.
Aimee
You're gonna go to jail for that.
Cashmere
Not if you're Michael Jackson.
Polter-Cow - Mar 23, 2005 5:29:38 pm PST #7467 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yes, it may be a first. A COMM from Bureaucrazy.
Oh, I'm fairly certain it's not the first.
Actually, I know it's not the first. Just a few days ago, the name-changing Stompy business was in here.