Jon B.: Who among us does not enjoy monkeys?!
Ginger: Gus.
We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2005 7:11:40 am PST #7432 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Pix - Mar 15, 2005 7:25:06 am PST #7433 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I include myself only for the set-up in Natter:
KristinT: I recently saw four different varieties of boots in a shoe store that were made to look like boots with leg warmers pulled over them. Do you remember those boots? They're even worse than actually pulling leg warmers over a pair of boots. Outside your acid washed jeans. Excuse me, I think I need to go throw up a little.
Jesse: They have the sweatshirt with attached button-up-shirt collar again, too.
Juliana: Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the Lacoste shirts turned up their collars. The fashion world makes it now.
Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2005 9:24:53 am PST #7434 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Shrift: When you stop to consider that it's nearly impossible to step into a department store and easily find jeans that aren't hip-huggers, a shirt without 3/4 sleeves, and shoes that aren't UGG boots, I take it as proof that our evil alien overlords are just fucking with us by making the ugliest SIM skins they can think up.
Betsy HP - Mar 15, 2005 9:30:57 am PST #7435 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
ita: I think sex is more complicated than death.
Hell, we'll all die some day, but not everyone manages to get laid.
Pix - Mar 15, 2005 12:14:00 pm PST #7436 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Jessica's tagline: March 2005 -- weather by Tim Minear
Deena - Mar 15, 2005 1:23:20 pm PST #7437 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
brenda m. in Natter: My vengeful wrath will be sated on the blood of the current generation - that's just the kind of giving person I am.
Ginger - Mar 15, 2005 1:31:08 pm PST #7438 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
In Natter
Jessica, quoting a fundamentalist website: "Enter the Antichrist Slideshow!"
Connie Neil: "Win fabulous prizes!"
Beverly - Mar 15, 2005 9:06:54 pm PST #7439 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Gudanov in Natter:
Isn't caffeine the engine of productivity? What will happen to the economy without caffeine? What about customer service? Do you want to call Dell's customer support and hear "Brrrraaaaaiiiiiiiinnnns"? Okay, bad example, I doubt Dell's customer support is actually in this country. How about calling IB....okay another bad example. How about calling your state agen....Okay, that might be another bad example. I can't think, I need caffeine.
Pix - Mar 16, 2005 12:33:57 pm PST #7440 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Topic!Cindy: Natter, thread. A thread barely alive...Buffistas, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic thread. Natter will be that thread. Better than it was before, stronger, faster...
ita: Please god, not faster.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 16, 2005 12:37:45 pm PST #7441 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Bwah! I was just copy/pasting that as I moved to this thread.