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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Kathy A - Mar 01, 2005 6:11:30 pm PST #7379 of 10000

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Sean K. and DavidS discuss the Best Director award in Movies:

Sean K:

So, does yesterday's Oscars mean we'll soon get to see Marty Scorsese have Joe Pesci pistol whip half the Academy?

Because I want tickets.

DavidS:

I don't want to see Scorsese win a Smell of a Woman type honorary Oscar for a work that's sub-standard in his catalog. I want him to win for a Scorsese movie.

Sean K:

So he films Pesci pistol whipping half the Academy, turns it into his next Goodfellas, and wins next year?

DavidS:

No[w] you're talking. Bring in Deniro with a baseball bat and you've got my vote.

DavidS - Mar 01, 2005 6:24:28 pm PST #7380 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks for the edit, Kathy!

Sean K - Mar 01, 2005 7:03:11 pm PST #7381 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have also just now realized that I totally edited out Monday.

Gris - Mar 02, 2005 2:29:22 am PST #7382 of 10000

Hey. New board.

A useful trick.

beathen - Mar 02, 2005 11:46:39 am PST #7383 of 10000

Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

SeanK in Bureaucracy:

Okay, I'm now quite amused at the thought of misdemeanor/felony grades of spoilage.

In hard-time lockup, all the Spoiler Hos would form a whole prison gang, and make the poor Spoiler Fishies into their Bitches, and plot against the screws that walk the tier.

Nutty - Mar 03, 2005 5:51:10 am PST #7384 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Matt TBF, in Movies:

Apparently I can only stomach watching stockbroker types if there's a good chance that Christian Bale is going to dismember them later on.

erikaj - Mar 03, 2005 2:33:09 pm PST #7385 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Cindy gets in touch with her inner ita, in Natter.
I'm the cast-iron skillet's bitch. It's a pan. And a weapon. You really can't ask more from a kitchen utensil.

Calli - Mar 04, 2005 7:24:22 am PST #7386 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Bitches, Lilty Cash mourns the (possible) falling of a great survivor:

Well, he's looking DAMN dead. I haven't flushed him yet, though. I noticed this morning his color was not good, but I thought it was just his usual bi-weekly death throes.

Betsy HP - Mar 04, 2005 7:58:13 am PST #7387 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Lilty:

R.I.P. Captain Jack Sparrow the Fish

Nicole:

Are you sure? Reeeeeally sure?

Lilty:

Well, he's looking DAMN dead. I haven't flushed him yet, though. I noticed this morning his color was not good, but I thought it was just his usual bi-weekly death throes.

Assembled Buffistas:

Sorry, Lilty.

Lilty:

Eh, it's ok. I'll probably be scared to use the toilet for weeks because, you know, sometimes they come back. Little Bastard'll show up a zombie fish.

Scrappy - Mar 04, 2005 12:19:53 pm PST #7388 of 10000

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Jesse, the adorable:

This is when I wish you could just stick a big needle in the back of my head and insert knowledge.

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