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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
SeanK in Bureaucracy:
Okay, I'm now quite amused at the thought of misdemeanor/felony grades of spoilage.
In hard-time lockup, all the Spoiler Hos would form a whole prison gang, and make the poor Spoiler Fishies into their Bitches, and plot against the screws that walk the tier.
Matt TBF, in Movies:
Apparently I can only stomach watching stockbroker types if there's a good chance that Christian Bale is going to dismember them later on.
Cindy gets in touch with her inner ita, in Natter.
I'm the cast-iron skillet's bitch. It's a pan. And a weapon. You really can't ask more from a kitchen utensil.
In Bitches, Lilty Cash mourns the (possible) falling of a great survivor:
Well, he's looking DAMN dead. I haven't flushed him yet, though. I noticed this morning his color was not good, but I thought it was just his usual bi-weekly death throes.
Lilty:
R.I.P. Captain Jack Sparrow the Fish
Nicole:
Are you sure? Reeeeeally sure?
Lilty:
Well, he's looking DAMN dead. I haven't flushed him yet, though. I noticed this morning his color was not good, but I thought it was just his usual bi-weekly death throes.
Assembled Buffistas:
Sorry, Lilty.
Lilty:
Eh, it's ok. I'll probably be scared to use the toilet for weeks because, you know, sometimes they come back. Little Bastard'll show up a zombie fish.
Jesse, the adorable:
This is when I wish you could just stick a big needle in the back of my head and insert knowledge.
Kristen, in Tech, on mysterious ability to read articles:
See this is the source of my puzzlement. In the two weeks since I got the new powerbook, I can guarantee to you that I had yet to visit the Chicago Tribune's website. Until last night.
DXMachina:
Huh. I wonder if it works on other sites requiring a password? Maybe Apple is now shipping Powerbooks with some sort of double secret password avoidance algorithms installed.
Ita:
Aha! That totally explains Independence Day.
Emily in Bitches:
I'm multi-bored. That's what happens when you're multitasking, but there's a blank spot in the cycle of things you're doing, so when you hit that phase of the cycle you're bored.
In the voting thread:
ita: I guess we're pretty clear on why we're together.
Strongly felt opinions on a) shows and b) grammar/spelling.
Sure, they aren't the same views, but that's the fun part, huh?
Susan: There's a product I usually refer to as a "candle pistol" because you pull a trigger and it produces a flame. But it's much bigger than a cigarette lighter. What's its real name?
juliana: Bic calls it a utility lighter
Jilli: In our house, it's called the clicky fire thing, and is usually taken away from me.