You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.

Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Sean K - Mar 01, 2005 7:03:11 pm PST #7381 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have also just now realized that I totally edited out Monday.


Gris - Mar 02, 2005 2:29:22 am PST #7382 of 10000
Hey. New board.

A useful trick.


beathen - Mar 02, 2005 11:46:39 am PST #7383 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

SeanK in Bureaucracy:

Okay, I'm now quite amused at the thought of misdemeanor/felony grades of spoilage.

In hard-time lockup, all the Spoiler Hos would form a whole prison gang, and make the poor Spoiler Fishies into their Bitches, and plot against the screws that walk the tier.


Nutty - Mar 03, 2005 5:51:10 am PST #7384 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Matt TBF, in Movies:

Apparently I can only stomach watching stockbroker types if there's a good chance that Christian Bale is going to dismember them later on.


erikaj - Mar 03, 2005 2:33:09 pm PST #7385 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Cindy gets in touch with her inner ita, in Natter.
I'm the cast-iron skillet's bitch. It's a pan. And a weapon. You really can't ask more from a kitchen utensil.


Calli - Mar 04, 2005 7:24:22 am PST #7386 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Bitches, Lilty Cash mourns the (possible) falling of a great survivor:

Well, he's looking DAMN dead. I haven't flushed him yet, though. I noticed this morning his color was not good, but I thought it was just his usual bi-weekly death throes.


Betsy HP - Mar 04, 2005 7:58:13 am PST #7387 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Lilty:

R.I.P. Captain Jack Sparrow the Fish

Nicole:

Are you sure? Reeeeeally sure?

Lilty:

Well, he's looking DAMN dead. I haven't flushed him yet, though. I noticed this morning his color was not good, but I thought it was just his usual bi-weekly death throes.

Assembled Buffistas:

Sorry, Lilty.

Lilty:

Eh, it's ok. I'll probably be scared to use the toilet for weeks because, you know, sometimes they come back. Little Bastard'll show up a zombie fish.


Scrappy - Mar 04, 2005 12:19:53 pm PST #7388 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Jesse, the adorable:

This is when I wish you could just stick a big needle in the back of my head and insert knowledge.


DCJensen - Mar 04, 2005 7:49:01 pm PST #7389 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Kristen, in Tech, on mysterious ability to read articles:

See this is the source of my puzzlement. In the two weeks since I got the new powerbook, I can guarantee to you that I had yet to visit the Chicago Tribune's website. Until last night.

DXMachina:

Huh. I wonder if it works on other sites requiring a password? Maybe Apple is now shipping Powerbooks with some sort of double secret password avoidance algorithms installed.

Ita:

Aha! That totally explains Independence Day.


sj - Mar 04, 2005 8:41:05 pm PST #7390 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Emily in Bitches:

I'm multi-bored. That's what happens when you're multitasking, but there's a blank spot in the cycle of things you're doing, so when you hit that phase of the cycle you're bored.