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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Steph L. - Mar 01, 2005 6:15:44 am PST #7372 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter --

tommyrot: A high school student was arrested for making terrorist threats. His crime? Writing a story about the school being attacked by zombies.

amych: Those aren't zombies, they're Undead of Mass Destruction.


Lyra Jane - Mar 01, 2005 8:28:51 am PST #7373 of 10000
Up with the sun

In Natter:

Gudanov:Are they just sleeping in, or are they being sacrificed to appease demons? I'm getting concerned.

tommyrot: It's sorta trendy in demon circles these days to have interns, as the demons find it amusing to send the interns out for coffee.


Pix - Mar 01, 2005 9:24:00 am PST #7374 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

JohnSweden in Natter:

My porn name is pretty good: Ruff Longstone.

Okay, so it's like a Flintstones porn name, but still.


Connie Neil - Mar 01, 2005 12:27:38 pm PST #7375 of 10000
brillig

brenda m in Bitches, as part of an ongoing vegetables are good for you campaign.

It's kind of fibrous, not to say hairy, IME. I wouldn't have thought to eat it.


meara - Mar 01, 2005 3:11:41 pm PST #7376 of 10000

In Bitches:

Nora Deirdre: I am obsessed with sweet potatoes as of late. Is there nothing they can't do?

Calli: I tried to convince one to bring me Naveen Andrews the other day. It still hasn't come through. Damn spud. Maybe I was talking to a yam by mistake.


Steph L. - Mar 01, 2005 4:32:02 pm PST #7377 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter --

Erin: I mean, if you're cursing someone, you don't want their eyen to be ok.

Betsy: Or their crag.


Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2005 6:03:53 pm PST #7378 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Allyson lays down the law:

Are you talking about the Passover Seder? Please tell her we did not survive the following forty years in the desert on a roasted egg and some parsley.

Usually, dinner is a roast of some sort with the usually fixings, though you wouldn't include any dairy if keeping kosher.

The symbolic foods like the lamb bone and the egg are part of the prayer "Why is this night different from all other nights?"

Answer: Because the Angel of Death passed over our houses and laid a cap in the pharoah's people's first borns asses because payback is a BITCH. (I will mail her 50 bucks if she says this).


Kathy A - Mar 01, 2005 6:11:30 pm PST #7379 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Sean K. and DavidS discuss the Best Director award in Movies:

Sean K:

So, does yesterday's Oscars mean we'll soon get to see Marty Scorsese have Joe Pesci pistol whip half the Academy?

Because I want tickets.

DavidS:

I don't want to see Scorsese win a Smell of a Woman type honorary Oscar for a work that's sub-standard in his catalog. I want him to win for a Scorsese movie.

Sean K:

So he films Pesci pistol whipping half the Academy, turns it into his next Goodfellas, and wins next year?

DavidS:

No[w] you're talking. Bring in Deniro with a baseball bat and you've got my vote.


DavidS - Mar 01, 2005 6:24:28 pm PST #7380 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks for the edit, Kathy!


Sean K - Mar 01, 2005 7:03:11 pm PST #7381 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have also just now realized that I totally edited out Monday.