Lyra Jane in Natter:
I don't think sexual harassment is funny, of course, but I can bend that a little if it involves an ape.
Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'
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tommyrot - Feb 23, 2005 8:06:14 am PST #7328 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Feb 23, 2005 8:08:02 am PST #7329 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Nah, gotta have the whole thing to get the effect:
the idea of a gorilla signing "show me your tits" like a drunken Gallaudet frat boy is comedy GOLD.
(I don't think sexual harassment is funny, of course, but I can bend that a little if it involves an ape.)
DavidS - Feb 23, 2005 8:08:11 am PST #7330 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oh come on, Tommy. The lead in was great too:
Lyra: You're probably right, but the idea of a gorilla signing "show me your tits" like a drunken Gallaudet frat boy is comedy GOLD.
xposty with the Right Thinking Amych.
amych - Feb 23, 2005 8:08:35 am PST #7331 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
It's a COMM convergence!
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2005 8:09:23 am PST #7332 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I thought it was more funny with less context. Apparantly there are differing views on how much context ape sexual harassment needs.
DavidS - Feb 23, 2005 8:10:15 am PST #7333 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
::high fives amych::
::slips her a note that says, "Let's skip today. Come to my house and watch The Black Swan this afternoon. Meet me at the dumpster after third period..."::
erikaj - Feb 23, 2005 8:16:44 am PST #7334 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
(charmed by Hec)
Lyra Jane - Feb 23, 2005 8:19:52 am PST #7335 of 10000
Up with the sun
I finally make COMM, and it's all X-Posty? Wow.
- blush*
Frankenbuddha - Feb 23, 2005 8:27:28 am PST #7336 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I finally make COMM, and it's all X-Posty?
Yep, you stirred up quite a COMMotion.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 23, 2005 8:29:47 am PST #7337 of 10000
What is even happening?
Teppy: [...] he's infected with flesh-eating bacteria. He's "lucky" in that it only seems to have whammied one arm, and nowhere else. However, he had to have all the skin removed from the underside of his left arm, from the wrist all the way up to the armpit.
[...] he has a good long-term prognosis. However, he's got a long road in front of him.
Hec: Yeah, you know what I never want to hear? "The good news is that we can save you by skinning you alive."
erika: But if they say "bored now," first, you're completely fucked.