It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


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Beverly - Feb 21, 2005 11:21:56 am PST #7325 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

About t-shirts in Natter--

DavidS :Some day I'll get a t-shirt that says...

The Ineluctable Modality Of The Risible

erikaj: And someday I'll get a dictionary and laugh.

ET correct thread name.


erikaj - Feb 21, 2005 12:03:05 pm PST #7326 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Aw. Well, it is kind of a classic Bitch moment...my attempting to be irrepressible and respond to Hec's Sexy Big Word so he'llpull my(putative...dude, it's Hec) pigtails.


Ginger - Feb 22, 2005 7:17:43 am PST #7327 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Allyson in Natter:

Socal has two seasons: Mudslide and Shit Is On Fire


tommyrot - Feb 23, 2005 8:06:14 am PST #7328 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Lyra Jane in Natter:

I don't think sexual harassment is funny, of course, but I can bend that a little if it involves an ape.


amych - Feb 23, 2005 8:08:02 am PST #7329 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Nah, gotta have the whole thing to get the effect:

the idea of a gorilla signing "show me your tits" like a drunken Gallaudet frat boy is comedy GOLD.

(I don't think sexual harassment is funny, of course, but I can bend that a little if it involves an ape.)


DavidS - Feb 23, 2005 8:08:11 am PST #7330 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh come on, Tommy. The lead in was great too:

Lyra: You're probably right, but the idea of a gorilla signing "show me your tits" like a drunken Gallaudet frat boy is comedy GOLD.

xposty with the Right Thinking Amych.


amych - Feb 23, 2005 8:08:35 am PST #7331 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It's a COMM convergence!


tommyrot - Feb 23, 2005 8:09:23 am PST #7332 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I thought it was more funny with less context. Apparantly there are differing views on how much context ape sexual harassment needs.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2005 8:10:15 am PST #7333 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::high fives amych::

::slips her a note that says, "Let's skip today. Come to my house and watch The Black Swan this afternoon. Meet me at the dumpster after third period..."::


erikaj - Feb 23, 2005 8:16:44 am PST #7334 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

(charmed by Hec)