'War Stories'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Angel on Season 5 release day:
Vortex:
I knew that you were fronting in your fanliness! a REAL fan would be hiding in the supply closet with a laptop!
Frankenbudda:
Angel DVDs: $40
Laptop: $300-500
Look on the faces of cow-orkers who note the Angel theme coming from the stall in the men's room: Priceless
Lilty in Bitches:
Holy SHIT! So, I just bring the computer in my room, and obviously, Cat had pushed the door open sometime tonight, because Captain Jack's bowl was turned over onto its side, and water was all over. (The noise must have scared her off, though, because, while I've found stuff near his bowl knocked onto the floor before, she's never actually gotten to him.)
So, bowl is on its side with just about no water left, just little bits between the marbles in the bottom, and Jack is still there (this is how I figure she got scared off) but he's all still with Xs for eyes and shit. Dead. Dead dead dead. And so I dump my water glass in there, all panicky, because I'm all juiced on caffeine.
THE FUCKER STARTS SWIMMING.
Heh. Lilty's COMM deserves the follow-up --
Topic!Cindy: Captain Jack came back wrong.
The continuing Capatain Jack Saga:
-t: I have developed the theory that Captain Jack is a spiritually advanced bodhisattva who came back as an immortal fish just to amuse us.
Lilty: Wow. I feel like my room should be cleaner.
ita in Natter, context be damned:
But they all have their nummy moments. If I had to F/C/M Logan, Logan and Logan, then I'd have a problem. But if you switch Logan for Logan, then at least I'd have one to C without that much remorse.
In Angel--
Betsy, on the S5 dvds: Heh.
"Spike and Angel; they were hanging out for years and years and years. They were all kinds of deviant. Are people thinking they never...? Come on, people! They're opened-minded guys!" - Joss Whedon, DVD commentary to "A Hole in the World"
ita: Some gay porn? Less gay.
connie neil: Hah! Slashers are happy tonight.
Frankenbuddha: In the I-net, the lovely I-net, the slashers meep tonight...
Emily, in Natter:
Well, even if the universe won't give you the breaks you're due, the Buffistas can at least try.
Hil, in Natter:
(Yes, this is my usual Thursday nine o'clock gronk. Which I'm now hearing to the tune of "One O'Clock Jump," except that it's a gronk, so I really can't dance yet.)
Nutty in Great Write:Twice Upon A Time, and who cares about context:
There's a drabble topic in there somewhere, but only if everyone can bear to drabble about jowly, puffy men in ugly track suits.
ita, in the Angel thread:
I can see Lorne in the leather with a whip no problem. Nipple clamps in one hand, seabreeze in the other.