ita, in the Angel thread:
I can see Lorne in the leather with a whip no problem. Nipple clamps in one hand, seabreeze in the other.
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Atropa - Feb 17, 2005 10:15:43 am PST #7302 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2005 10:46:42 am PST #7303 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And you gotta include Vortex's follow up:
I can totally see Lorne saying "that's it, pumpkin, beg for Mommy"
Theodosia - Feb 17, 2005 11:38:12 am PST #7304 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jessica in Lost:
Does being woobified mean he's no longer a jackhole, or just that there's now a much larger fanfic contingent that won't treat him that way? 'Cause I have no real desire to wrap him in a woobie blanket and feed him soup, traumatic childhood or no. Unless "woobie blanket" and "soup" are euphemisms for "hot monkey sex," in which case I'm all for it.
Jessica - Feb 17, 2005 12:41:43 pm PST #7305 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In OMGWTF:
Liese: If there weren't villains, and well-written ones at that, we'd all just be sitting around twiddling our thumbs and thinking, gee, wasn't that an entertaining night watching other people play cribbage on the shiny box.
-t: Well, it's good to know we'd still have ESPN2.
Nicole - Feb 17, 2005 7:54:34 pm PST #7306 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
HOTT Tep, in Bitches -
I just numberslutted a DRD number. No wonder I can't get laid.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 18, 2005 6:55:59 am PST #7307 of 10000
What is even happening?
juliana: If I do have a god, it's the God Of Parenthetical Abuse.
Lyra Jane - Feb 18, 2005 8:16:32 am PST #7308 of 10000
Up with the sun
JoeCrow, in Lost:
I get the impression that Sawyer's plan for finding RealSawyer consisted largely of wandering around conning people and calling himself Sawyer, figuring eventually he'd run into him at one of those conman conventions they're always having. After a decade or so of not being invited to the ConCon, I suspect he may have begun to notice some of the flaws in his otherwise brilliant plan.
Spoilery through the current episode.
§ ita § - Feb 18, 2005 8:17:59 am PST #7309 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Current episode" being 1.16 -- titled Outlaws.
Ginger - Feb 18, 2005 10:02:52 am PST #7310 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Tommyrot in Bitches:
I'm planning on posting here while I'm on my deathbed, so I'll tell you all if I see a light, and or Moses or something....
Actually, my last post from my deathbed will probably look like this:
Huh. My heart just stopped beating. Weird.
eta: SLUT!!
Kalshane - Feb 18, 2005 1:17:59 pm PST #7311 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Gus: Tries to wrench this back forcibly to Firefly...
The Chinese pictogram for "trouble" depicts "two women in one house.", implying that trouble will follow this situation.
The ultimate Chinese curse is "May you live in interesting times," implying that trouble closely attends interesting times.
My life has never been that interesting. Dang it.