Mal: That's not what I saw. You like to tell me what really happened? Book: I surely would. And maybe someday I will.

'Safe'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2005 8:34:31 am PST #7300 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Hil, in Natter:

(Yes, this is my usual Thursday nine o'clock gronk. Which I'm now hearing to the tune of "One O'Clock Jump," except that it's a gronk, so I really can't dance yet.)


deborah grabien - Feb 17, 2005 9:51:07 am PST #7301 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Nutty in Great Write:Twice Upon A Time, and who cares about context:

There's a drabble topic in there somewhere, but only if everyone can bear to drabble about jowly, puffy men in ugly track suits.


Atropa - Feb 17, 2005 10:15:43 am PST #7302 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

ita, in the Angel thread:

I can see Lorne in the leather with a whip no problem. Nipple clamps in one hand, seabreeze in the other.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2005 10:46:42 am PST #7303 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And you gotta include Vortex's follow up:

I can totally see Lorne saying "that's it, pumpkin, beg for Mommy"


Theodosia - Feb 17, 2005 11:38:12 am PST #7304 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jessica in Lost:

Does being woobified mean he's no longer a jackhole, or just that there's now a much larger fanfic contingent that won't treat him that way? 'Cause I have no real desire to wrap him in a woobie blanket and feed him soup, traumatic childhood or no. Unless "woobie blanket" and "soup" are euphemisms for "hot monkey sex," in which case I'm all for it.


Jessica - Feb 17, 2005 12:41:43 pm PST #7305 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In OMGWTF:

Liese: If there weren't villains, and well-written ones at that, we'd all just be sitting around twiddling our thumbs and thinking, gee, wasn't that an entertaining night watching other people play cribbage on the shiny box.

-t: Well, it's good to know we'd still have ESPN2.


Nicole - Feb 17, 2005 7:54:34 pm PST #7306 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

HOTT Tep, in Bitches -

I just numberslutted a DRD number. No wonder I can't get laid.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 18, 2005 6:55:59 am PST #7307 of 10000
What is even happening?

juliana: If I do have a god, it's the God Of Parenthetical Abuse.


Lyra Jane - Feb 18, 2005 8:16:32 am PST #7308 of 10000
Up with the sun

JoeCrow, in Lost:

I get the impression that Sawyer's plan for finding RealSawyer consisted largely of wandering around conning people and calling himself Sawyer, figuring eventually he'd run into him at one of those conman conventions they're always having. After a decade or so of not being invited to the ConCon, I suspect he may have begun to notice some of the flaws in his otherwise brilliant plan.

Spoilery through the current episode.


§ ita § - Feb 18, 2005 8:17:59 am PST #7309 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Current episode" being 1.16 -- titled Outlaws.