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Thomash in Natter, making me laugh about a subject I've been having a hard time laughing about:
So I managed to catch the swearing-in ceremony this morning and I found myself just a little surprised. Or maybe disappointed, I don't know. I was half expecting to hear Sideshow Bob's acceptance speech.
JohnSweden in dog Strider
Pfft! How can people be prepared for life without monsters or up beating? I worry for the Gilmore Girls generation. Thank goodness PJ came along to bring them misery and oliphaunts.
Frankenbuddha:
And big honking spiders.
Ginger in Lost (slight spoiler):
The other thing the box of letters pointed out is that people in a plane crash in which the plane is ripped in two are apparently more likely to end up with their luggage than people who land at an airport.
Rescuing shrift in Natter:
shrift - Right, so... did I kill Natter, or are all of you just rappelling down the side of my office building and preparing to smash through the server room window?
Jilli VoiceOfReason - Crap, she found out! Quick! Deploy the ferrets!
tommyrot - Ferret Attack Formation Delta.... engage!
Sean K - BLOW THE WINDOWS!!! BREACH, BREACH!!
JohnSweden - Shhh, not til Saturday. You're ruining it!!
Jilli VoiceOfReason - Saturday?! I don't think I can keep the little capes and helmets on the ferrets until Saturday.
Natter:
Allyson:
I CAN HEAR
ita:
Did he pump his warm fluids into your orifice?
Gus on delayed airline connections:
All of recorded history has passed by since the "flight will be delayed" announcement. The original announcement was in, I think, Aramaic. Languages have changed so much, since then.
In Natter, the Northeasterners brace for the coming storm:
Jesse: Snow on Saturday is SO LAME. It doesn't get anyone out of anything! Anyway, I don't believe it'll really snow a lot here.
msbelle: do not taunt happy fun noreaster, Jesse.
ita in Natter:
DON'T MAKE ME GOOGLE!!!
Oh, come on -- the next part of that post was the clincher:
::goes to google::
In Movies:
evil jimi (living up to his name):
I had to watch this, so I don't see why the rest of you don't: [link]
Lilty Cash:
I feel like the phone is going to ring and Crispin Glover is going to whisper "Seven days....".