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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Pix - Jan 18, 2005 9:48:17 pm PST #7194 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches:

Trudy Booth: Even a feather-free butt plug would be a bit of a stretch in natter!

billytea: This needs to be spoken by someone named Aunt Hortense at elevenses.


Lee - Jan 19, 2005 10:35:22 am PST #7195 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

From Natter:

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It's the Internet. We ride porn's coattails, and try to stay off the sticky bits.


Deena - Jan 19, 2005 11:12:02 am PST #7196 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

in FF: WR&E, Dana brings the public service badfic again:

Robin:

the friction created by the potent drive drove the couple up a steep cliff just to propel them to an abyss of pure bliss

Why, it's almost poetry.

DebetEsse: If by "almost" you mean, that it, like poetry, is comprised of words.

askye: It could be Vogon poetry.

Deena: Oh, come on Debet, doesn't that drove/drive, cliff/abyss/bliss just sing in your ears?

DebetEsse: Oh, so that's singing that I'm hearing? And here I though it was my brain trying to escape.

erikaj: Screaming can sound like singing sometimes.


Katie M - Jan 19, 2005 2:03:35 pm PST #7197 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Nutty in Movies:

I think that Ice Cube, trapped in a kitchen flooded with seawater in which sharks were swimming -- would rassle the sharks into submission. Whereas, LL Cool J would do exactly what he did: say Whoa! and get outta dodge.

Now, of course, I am subbing in MC Hammer into that situation, or Young MC, or Tone Loc. It doesn't get really silly till you try it with Kid 'n' Play.


Trudy Booth - Jan 19, 2005 2:06:58 pm PST #7198 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jen: If I had telekinesis powers over penises, baby boys are at the very bottom of the list of people on whom I'd use it.


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2005 2:59:54 pm PST #7199 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Dalek humor in Natter --

tommyrot: Huh. A google for Dalek Cylon Slash turns up nothing.

Matt: You can be the first to write it!

tommyrot: Dunno. So far, all that comes to mind is an image of a Cylon slow-dancing with a Dalek to a mellow remix of "Mr. Roboto."

AND

Gud: It's from Dr. Who. I really haven't watched much Dr. Who, but I believe the Daleks are a race of cranky sentient trash cans that go around and threaten people in upper case.

Alibelle: Hmm. They sound like internet users.


Cass - Jan 19, 2005 7:16:53 pm PST #7200 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Kat in BBaBB on why perhaps we shouldn't have direct transcription of thoughts to post (T2P):

But I fear it would be a lot of "So, this is what happened today.... oh look, shiny!...how do you spell superciliious...what was I thinking....oh yeah... you know, I think I need plastic surgery... then I had what's it called... I should check my bank balance.... oh, I know I'm forgetting something.... what was I thinking again."


Theodosia - Jan 20, 2005 2:22:55 am PST #7201 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Robin, aka the Buffista Once Known as Scrappy:

I cry at commercials and cheap stuff too. But I don't care if other people see me do it. I mean, what are they gonna think, that I'm a human being with emotions?


Anne W. - Jan 20, 2005 7:14:55 am PST #7202 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Susan W., in Bitches

Annabel plays with ebola and the common cold on a regular basis.


Trudy Booth - Jan 20, 2005 7:24:36 am PST #7203 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The empress is traveling avec infant

Aimee: [takes a Valium]
[has a beer]

Polter Cow: Those are two things you probably shouldn't take together, you know.

Topic!Cindy: Oh hush, you. A really helpful pharmaceutiwhateva would be researching the optimum time for Aimee to nurse the Princessa, being sure to take into account time required for metabolism, such that the valium and beer would keep her quiet on the plane. ijs