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DavidS - Jan 20, 2005 1:56:02 pm PST #7207 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Rescuing shrift in Natter:

shrift - Right, so... did I kill Natter, or are all of you just rappelling down the side of my office building and preparing to smash through the server room window?

Jilli VoiceOfReason - Crap, she found out! Quick! Deploy the ferrets!

tommyrot - Ferret Attack Formation Delta.... engage!

Sean K - BLOW THE WINDOWS!!! BREACH, BREACH!!

JohnSweden - Shhh, not til Saturday. You're ruining it!!

Jilli VoiceOfReason - Saturday?! I don't think I can keep the little capes and helmets on the ferrets until Saturday.

Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 4:08:55 pm PST #7208 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Natter:

Allyson:

I CAN HEAR

ita:

Did he pump his warm fluids into your orifice?

beathen - Jan 20, 2005 7:19:36 pm PST #7209 of 10000

Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Gus on delayed airline connections:

All of recorded history has passed by since the "flight will be delayed" announcement. The original announcement was in, I think, Aramaic. Languages have changed so much, since then.

Pix - Jan 21, 2005 6:04:25 am PST #7210 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter, the Northeasterners brace for the coming storm:

Jesse: Snow on Saturday is SO LAME. It doesn't get anyone out of anything! Anyway, I don't believe it'll really snow a lot here.

msbelle: do not taunt happy fun noreaster, Jesse.

Cass - Jan 21, 2005 6:50:25 pm PST #7211 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

ita in Natter:

DON'T MAKE ME GOOGLE!!!

Jesse - Jan 21, 2005 6:51:53 pm PST #7212 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, come on -- the next part of that post was the clincher:

::goes to google::

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 22, 2005 6:44:45 am PST #7213 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Movies:

evil jimi (living up to his name):

I had to watch this, so I don't see why the rest of you don't: [link]

Lilty Cash:

I feel like the phone is going to ring and Crispin Glover is going to whisper "Seven days....".

Fred Pete - Jan 22, 2005 4:21:26 pm PST #7214 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

The Great Snowstorm of '05 gets to tommyrot:

It's hungry outside, and I'm all snowy.

Trudy Booth - Jan 22, 2005 8:52:12 pm PST #7215 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Alibelle: Catsup is gross. Heinz ketchup, on the other hand, is great, and adds so much to so many things. Like hamburgers, and homemade fries, and corn dogs. Those things would be all wrong without Heinz ketchup.

Where would you guys be without me pointing out the truth about all these things?

Pix - Jan 23, 2005 6:23:53 am PST #7216 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Cindy sets us all straight in Natter:

Topic!Cindy: You know, I would love to blame Jesse for all this snow. After all, she not only taunted happy fun Nor'easter, she's a New Englander turned New Yorker, which is just about as unnatural as green catsup. I can't even entertain the idea of blaming Nilly for this snow. As brilliant and amazing as she is, there are just some things you can't blame on a teeny tiny Israeli woman who has never seen snow, and a classic Nor'easter is one of them.

This is clearly the work of Canadians, folks. And the sooner you come to terms with that, the sooner we can invade and confiscate their weather machine.

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