Jen: If I had telekinesis powers over penises, baby boys are at the very bottom of the list of people on whom I'd use it.
There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Jan 19, 2005 2:06:58 pm PST #7198 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2005 2:59:54 pm PST #7199 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Dalek humor in Natter --
tommyrot: Huh. A google for Dalek Cylon Slash turns up nothing.
Matt: You can be the first to write it!
tommyrot: Dunno. So far, all that comes to mind is an image of a Cylon slow-dancing with a Dalek to a mellow remix of "Mr. Roboto."
AND
Gud: It's from Dr. Who. I really haven't watched much Dr. Who, but I believe the Daleks are a race of cranky sentient trash cans that go around and threaten people in upper case.
Alibelle: Hmm. They sound like internet users.
Cass - Jan 19, 2005 7:16:53 pm PST #7200 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Kat in BBaBB on why perhaps we shouldn't have direct transcription of thoughts to post (T2P):
But I fear it would be a lot of "So, this is what happened today.... oh look, shiny!...how do you spell superciliious...what was I thinking....oh yeah... you know, I think I need plastic surgery... then I had what's it called... I should check my bank balance.... oh, I know I'm forgetting something.... what was I thinking again."
Theodosia - Jan 20, 2005 2:22:55 am PST #7201 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Robin, aka the Buffista Once Known as Scrappy:
I cry at commercials and cheap stuff too. But I don't care if other people see me do it. I mean, what are they gonna think, that I'm a human being with emotions?
Anne W. - Jan 20, 2005 7:14:55 am PST #7202 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Susan W., in Bitches
Annabel plays with ebola and the common cold on a regular basis.
Trudy Booth - Jan 20, 2005 7:24:36 am PST #7203 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The empress is traveling avec infant
Aimee:
[takes a Valium]
[has a beer]
Polter Cow: Those are two things you probably shouldn't take together, you know.
Topic!Cindy: Oh hush, you. A really helpful pharmaceutiwhateva would be researching the optimum time for Aimee to nurse the Princessa, being sure to take into account time required for metabolism, such that the valium and beer would keep her quiet on the plane. ijs
Frankenbuddha - Jan 20, 2005 8:26:54 am PST #7204 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Thomash in Natter, making me laugh about a subject I've been having a hard time laughing about:
So I managed to catch the swearing-in ceremony this morning and I found myself just a little surprised. Or maybe disappointed, I don't know. I was half expecting to hear Sideshow Bob's acceptance speech.
Beverly - Jan 20, 2005 9:18:05 am PST #7205 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
JohnSweden in dog Strider
Pfft! How can people be prepared for life without monsters or up beating? I worry for the Gilmore Girls generation. Thank goodness PJ came along to bring them misery and oliphaunts.
Frankenbuddha:
And big honking spiders.
JenP - Jan 20, 2005 12:41:41 pm PST #7206 of 10000
Ginger in Lost (slight spoiler):
The other thing the box of letters pointed out is that people in a plane crash in which the plane is ripped in two are apparently more likely to end up with their luggage than people who land at an airport.
DavidS - Jan 20, 2005 1:56:02 pm PST #7207 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Rescuing shrift in Natter:
shrift - Right, so... did I kill Natter, or are all of you just rappelling down the side of my office building and preparing to smash through the server room window?
Jilli VoiceOfReason - Crap, she found out! Quick! Deploy the ferrets!
tommyrot - Ferret Attack Formation Delta.... engage!
Sean K - BLOW THE WINDOWS!!! BREACH, BREACH!!
JohnSweden - Shhh, not til Saturday. You're ruining it!!
Jilli VoiceOfReason - Saturday?! I don't think I can keep the little capes and helmets on the ferrets until Saturday.