Discussing petitions to cancel Tru Calling in Buffy:

Kalshane:

I've never understood how the existance of a TV program, no matter how distasteful it may be, can directly impact someone's life.

Matt the Bruins fan:

Well, Fox has aired several reality shows that I consider insulting enough or downright harmful enough to society to be worth calls for cancellation.

Heather Alayne:

Lemme guess. Does it rhyme with The Bwan?

ita:

Or Waying It Flaight?

brenda m:

Booze Your Maddy?

Frankenbuddha:

Die Rig Obsequious Chianti?

brenda m in Natter, on a sci-fi movie... enthusiast:

IMO, it doesn't count as waiting in line until there's someone behind you. Until then, he's just a derelict.

In Bitches:

Trudy Booth: Even a feather-free butt plug would be a bit of a stretch in natter!

billytea: This needs to be spoken by someone named Aunt Hortense at elevenses.

From Natter:

ita

It's the Internet. We ride porn's coattails, and try to stay off the sticky bits.

in FF: WR&E, Dana brings the public service badfic again:

Robin:

the friction created by the potent drive drove the couple up a steep cliff just to propel them to an abyss of pure bliss

Why, it's almost poetry.

DebetEsse: If by "almost" you mean, that it, like poetry, is comprised of words.

askye: It could be Vogon poetry.

Deena: Oh, come on Debet, doesn't that drove/drive, cliff/abyss/bliss just sing in your ears?

DebetEsse: Oh, so that's singing that I'm hearing? And here I though it was my brain trying to escape.

erikaj: Screaming can sound like singing sometimes.

Nutty in Movies:

I think that Ice Cube, trapped in a kitchen flooded with seawater in which sharks were swimming -- would rassle the sharks into submission. Whereas, LL Cool J would do exactly what he did: say Whoa! and get outta dodge.

Now, of course, I am subbing in MC Hammer into that situation, or Young MC, or Tone Loc. It doesn't get really silly till you try it with Kid 'n' Play.

Jen: If I had telekinesis powers over penises, baby boys are at the very bottom of the list of people on whom I'd use it.

Dalek humor in Natter --

tommyrot: Huh. A google for Dalek Cylon Slash turns up nothing.

Matt: You can be the first to write it!

tommyrot: Dunno. So far, all that comes to mind is an image of a Cylon slow-dancing with a Dalek to a mellow remix of "Mr. Roboto."

AND

Gud: It's from Dr. Who. I really haven't watched much Dr. Who, but I believe the Daleks are a race of cranky sentient trash cans that go around and threaten people in upper case.

Alibelle: Hmm. They sound like internet users.

Kat in BBaBB on why perhaps we shouldn't have direct transcription of thoughts to post (T2P):

But I fear it would be a lot of "So, this is what happened today.... oh look, shiny!...how do you spell superciliious...what was I thinking....oh yeah... you know, I think I need plastic surgery... then I had what's it called... I should check my bank balance.... oh, I know I'm forgetting something.... what was I thinking again."

Robin, aka the Buffista Once Known as Scrappy:

I cry at commercials and cheap stuff too. But I don't care if other people see me do it. I mean, what are they gonna think, that I'm a human being with emotions?