Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Ginger - Jan 12, 2005 5:46:38 am PST #7171 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Libkitty in Bitches, on going to the University of Alaska:

It was fun, though, and for the rest of my life, I can brag on living through the coldest month in Fairbanks history, which is the only good thing about living through the coldest month in Fairbanks history.


Beverly - Jan 12, 2005 2:27:29 pm PST #7172 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Calli in dog Strider

I want to either be the one fixing the woes or making them, depending on how much listening to the woes of the world I've been doing of late.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 13, 2005 1:32:01 pm PST #7173 of 10000
What is even happening?

Cindy: I missed this find your spot thing. Where is it?

Betsy HP: You need a copy of Our Bodies, Ourselves and a mirror.


DCJensen - Jan 13, 2005 3:48:17 pm PST #7174 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Cashmere, In Bitches:

I've wrestled in jello before, so I'm not too sure about the idea of bathing in it.

Polter-Cow:

blinks

Steph L:

Pardon???

Deena:

I gotta say, "I've wrestled in Jello" is a good mantra for blanking the mind.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 14, 2005 1:21:57 am PST #7175 of 10000
What is even happening?

Strega: I blame the whole world for "Happy Anniversary." But it, and S4 of Buffy, and Firefly, convinced me that it while Whedon might love sci-fi (as opposed to pure fantasy), it was a bad, unhealthy love, and sci-fi should consider getting a restraining order.


deborah grabien - Jan 14, 2005 11:15:46 am PST #7176 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Erin, in Bitches, and I refuse to provide context:

All my English history is bizarrely tied up to my leg and foot pain.


P.M. Marc - Jan 14, 2005 11:43:56 am PST #7177 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Emily in Fanfic

I recently read a story with very strange syntax. I'd say it was someone imposing the syntax of their native language on their imperfect English, except that I learned from my Human Development teacher that only one group uses Verb-Object-Subject, and that group consists entirely of Yoda.


Beverly - Jan 14, 2005 9:12:39 pm PST #7178 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Sue, in Natter

I am just the queen of posting in the wrong thread, putting in wrong links, and making crazy typos lately. I think my brain and fingers need to be sent for relationship counselling.


brenda m - Jan 16, 2005 10:08:40 am PST #7179 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Em and P-C in Natter:

Emily: I kind of had to pick it up through osmosis (or diffusion, since isn't osmosis only for water?).

P-C Yes, and that always bugged me. "I'm learning through osmosis." WELL CLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LEARNED WHAT THE FUCK OSMOSIS IS.


SailAweigh - Jan 16, 2005 10:21:58 am PST #7180 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Context be damned.

erikaj in Buffista Fic:

If you pull it too much, you could go blind, Victor. Ok, if that was one of my first thoughts of the morning, it must be time to write Munch again soon. Sorry.