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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2005 12:59:39 pm PST #7181 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I have not COMMed anyone in a while, so let's add this gem from Natter:

Jesse:

Hey just because most (X) have (y characteristic) doesn't mean that most people with (y characteristic) are going to be (X)!

Emily:

It's true. I have beautiful silver nails, but not all people with beautiful silver nails are going to be me.

WindSparrow - Jan 16, 2005 6:36:16 pm PST #7182 of 10000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Deb Grabien:

Damn, the model with the feather buttplug has beautiful thighs.

Nora Deirdre - Jan 17, 2005 7:23:05 am PST #7183 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Betsy H-P, in Natter:

When nipples are outlawed, only outlaws will have nipples.

Pix - Jan 17, 2005 7:42:24 am PST #7184 of 10000

The status is NOT quo.

Deena: My pelvis is unstable.

Steph L: I'm picturing your pelvis stomping off to its room, shouting "I HATE YOU WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME GET A TATTOO EVERYONE ELSE HAS ONE I HATE YOU SO MUCH!", slamming the door, and then weeping.

Atropa - Jan 17, 2005 2:17:56 pm PST #7185 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Victor, in the Fanfic thread:

Have you been to Ren Faire? It's bloody fan fic walking.

tiggy - Jan 17, 2005 2:42:28 pm PST #7186 of 10000

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

context be damned...

Jen in Bitches:

You ate Lee for breakfast? Damn. Suddenly my bowl of Grape-Nuts seems so boring.

Betsy HP - Jan 17, 2005 3:00:13 pm PST #7187 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

me: One of the best feelings in the world is having a human being utterly limp on your shoulder.

ita: Especially when it was you that made them unconscious.

§ ita § - Jan 17, 2005 3:39:59 pm PST #7188 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

meara sets the kink survey people straight in Bitches:

Having gay sex does not make me kinky, it makes me GAY.

Astarte - Jan 17, 2005 6:47:05 pm PST #7189 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Plei in Bitches:

When my first g-dson was born, the nursing instructions they were given all said make sure the baby's mouth covers the areola. His mother looked at the baby, looked at her boobs, and realized that there was no way in HELL that was happening, as the areola were bigger than his head.

I'm prostrate with laughter, but sympathetic.

libkitty - Jan 17, 2005 7:49:31 pm PST #7190 of 10000

Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

brenda m in Natter:

Myself, referring to crochet hooks:

Betsy, if you don't have a G and you need one, let me know. I'm pretty sure I have one or two extras. Of course, it will take a little time for the mail, and they're pretty cheap, so you may prefer to purchase.

Lord that gave me a turn after all the bra size talk today.

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