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Connie Neil - Dec 08, 2004 7:34:34 pm PST #7036 of 10000
brillig

In Bitches

Sean K

How's that pretty little girl of yours, MM?

Miracleman, AKA, the proud new papa

Still pretty. Prettier than the firmament of the Heavens, fairer than a clear dawn sky and more beautiful and wondrous than the formation of Life itself.

Though she does poop a lot.

connie neil

Pity the shy young man who comes to brave Fortress Miracleborn to pick up the Princess for a date.

MM

"I'm here to pick up Emeline."

"I have a gun."

"Uh...okay. I'm her boyfriend? We have a date? I spoke to you on the phone."

"I have a gun."

"I had dinner here last week? Your wife said she liked my sweater?"

"I. Have. A. Gun."

"I'll just be in the car, then."

beathen - Dec 09, 2004 10:44:26 am PST #7037 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

SeanK in Bitches on sleeptalking:

I once, while mostly asleep, when asked by my father if I had finished my homework, said, "Well I haven't figured out the mass of the Universe, if that's what you mean."

Some of the greatest quotes are those that come out of exhaustion.

Frankenbuddha - Dec 09, 2004 11:09:52 am PST #7038 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita in Natter, and who needs context:

Please, no one ever believe I'm dead unless I come here and tell you myself.

aurelia - Dec 11, 2004 12:21:32 am PST #7039 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I think I aspirated egg nog.

Allyson: I wonder if Ophelia is waterproof.

deborah grabien - Dec 12, 2004 8:31:35 am PST #7040 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Ginger in Bitches, stating what I feel is a universal truth, context be damned:

You know, people get a lot of credit for being able to create order out of chaos, but I don't think I've gotten the credit I deserve for my ability to create chaos out of order.

Lilty Cash - Dec 12, 2004 8:33:04 am PST #7041 of 10000
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Beat me by seconds, Deb!

Dani - Dec 12, 2004 8:37:21 am PST #7042 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

Context-free, meara from Goodbye & Good Riddance:

I have NOT had sex with Spartacus.

Lysana - Dec 13, 2004 8:17:56 am PST #7043 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

In Natter, Sarameg poses and ita disposes:

Who says zombies don't bathe?

You gotta do more than that to get rid of that not-so-fresh feeling.

(edited to fix the quickedit)

Anne W. - Dec 14, 2004 1:36:45 am PST #7044 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

From Movies:

ita: My god, the apostrophe in Ra's is even more restrictive than the Jaffa punctuation. How in god's name do you go possessive with that and not lose an eye?

Gandalfe: Well, that's why they make you wear protective lenses. I mean, sure, if you say it, you can just duck, but if someone else says it? You're in danger. And if they type it, well, let's just hope you are wearing a high collar. 'S'all I'm sayin'.

beathen - Dec 14, 2004 9:13:33 am PST #7045 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Nicole in Goodbye and Good Riddance:

Patience and I are practically strangers. Sure, we've met a few times but we're not close.

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