You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


deborah grabien - Dec 12, 2004 8:31:35 am PST #7040 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Ginger in Bitches, stating what I feel is a universal truth, context be damned:

You know, people get a lot of credit for being able to create order out of chaos, but I don't think I've gotten the credit I deserve for my ability to create chaos out of order.


Lilty Cash - Dec 12, 2004 8:33:04 am PST #7041 of 10000
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Beat me by seconds, Deb!


Dani - Dec 12, 2004 8:37:21 am PST #7042 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

Context-free, meara from Goodbye & Good Riddance:

I have NOT had sex with Spartacus.


Lysana - Dec 13, 2004 8:17:56 am PST #7043 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

In Natter, Sarameg poses and ita disposes:

Who says zombies don't bathe?

You gotta do more than that to get rid of that not-so-fresh feeling.

(edited to fix the quickedit)


Anne W. - Dec 14, 2004 1:36:45 am PST #7044 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

From Movies:

ita: My god, the apostrophe in Ra's is even more restrictive than the Jaffa punctuation. How in god's name do you go possessive with that and not lose an eye?

Gandalfe: Well, that's why they make you wear protective lenses. I mean, sure, if you say it, you can just duck, but if someone else says it? You're in danger. And if they type it, well, let's just hope you are wearing a high collar. 'S'all I'm sayin'.


beathen - Dec 14, 2004 9:13:33 am PST #7045 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Nicole in Goodbye and Good Riddance:

Patience and I are practically strangers. Sure, we've met a few times but we're not close.


Anne W. - Dec 14, 2004 10:30:14 am PST #7046 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

In Bitches, Plei with the setup:

The only person in my world I come close to discussing everything and anything with is Paul. For everyone else, even my closest friends and family, there are filters.

And Victor knocks it out of the park:

Yeah, Plei and I are much the same (no surprise.) Paul is also the only one I talk about everything with. It kind of befuddles him, as we don't really know each other well, but he's a good sport about it, and doesn't mind when I call at 3 a.m., sobbing like a little girl.


tiggy - Dec 14, 2004 2:44:04 pm PST #7047 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

in Bitches:

DCJ:Chumbawumba has had twelve albums?!?

juliana:Well, they get knocked down, but they get up again....


DXMachina - Dec 15, 2004 2:45:36 am PST #7048 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nilly, in Natter: People talk about the trauma of leaving the womb at birth? My feet leaving the warmth of the blanket is probably something of that scale.


DXMachina - Dec 15, 2004 4:04:13 am PST #7049 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

TomW, in Natter: Original Battlestar Galactica: I actually dropped out of boy scouts because the time clashed with the show (and they spent far too long playing soccer and not enough time doing cool stuff with knots or... other knots).