Ginger in Bitches, stating what I feel is a universal truth, context be damned:
You know, people get a lot of credit for being able to create order out of chaos, but I don't think I've gotten the credit I deserve for my ability to create chaos out of order.
Context-free,
meara
from Goodbye & Good Riddance:
I have NOT had sex with Spartacus.
In Natter, Sarameg poses and ita disposes:
Who says zombies don't bathe?
You gotta do more than that to get rid of that not-so-fresh feeling.
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From Movies:
ita:
My god, the apostrophe in Ra's is even more restrictive than the Jaffa punctuation. How in god's name do you go possessive with that and not lose an eye?
Gandalfe:
Well, that's why they make you wear protective lenses. I mean, sure, if you say it, you can just duck, but if someone else says it? You're in danger. And if they type it, well, let's just hope you are wearing a high collar. 'S'all I'm sayin'.
Nicole
in Goodbye and Good Riddance:
Patience and I are practically strangers. Sure, we've met a few times but we're not close.
In Bitches, Plei with the setup:
The only person in my world I come close to discussing everything and anything with is Paul. For everyone else, even my closest friends and family, there are filters.
And Victor knocks it out of the park:
Yeah, Plei and I are much the same (no surprise.) Paul is also the only one I talk about everything with. It kind of befuddles him, as we don't really know each other well, but he's a good sport about it, and doesn't mind when I call at 3 a.m., sobbing like a little girl.
in Bitches:
DCJ:Chumbawumba has had twelve albums?!?
juliana:Well, they get knocked down, but they get up again....
Nilly,
in Natter: People talk about the trauma of leaving the womb at birth? My feet leaving the warmth of the blanket is probably something of that scale.
TomW,
in Natter: Original Battlestar Galactica: I actually dropped out of boy scouts because the time clashed with the show (and they spent far too long playing soccer and not enough time doing cool stuff with knots or... other knots).