Deena
in Bitches on the joys in life:
We went to get diapers the other night and there was a bellringer outside the store. I handed Kara change and told her to find the bell. She saw the guy, screamed "There he is!" and ran for the bucket. She was so excited to put her change in, and when the guy let her ring his bell she was beside herself with delight. She told him, "Happy holidays!" and then was so pleased with his response she told everyone in the store "happy holidays!" too. I was close to tears by the time I got out to the car. That's my girl. That's what I want to instill in my children, to give with joy at every opportunity.
In Bitches
Sean K
How's that pretty little girl of yours, MM?
Miracleman,
AKA, the proud new papa
Still pretty. Prettier than the firmament of the Heavens, fairer than a clear dawn sky and more beautiful and wondrous than the formation of Life itself.
Though she does poop a lot.
connie neil
Pity the shy young man who comes to brave Fortress Miracleborn to pick up the Princess for a date.
MM
"I'm here to pick up Emeline."
"I have a gun."
"Uh...okay. I'm her boyfriend? We have a date? I spoke to you on the phone."
"I have a gun."
"I had dinner here last week? Your wife said she liked my sweater?"
"I. Have. A. Gun."
"I'll just be in the car, then."
SeanK
in Bitches on sleeptalking:
I once, while mostly asleep, when asked by my father if I had finished my homework, said, "Well I haven't figured out the mass of the Universe, if that's what you mean."
Some of the greatest quotes are those that come out of exhaustion.
ita in Natter, and who needs context:
Please, no one ever believe I'm dead unless I come here and tell you myself.
I think I aspirated egg nog.
Allyson: I wonder if Ophelia is waterproof.
Ginger in Bitches, stating what I feel is a universal truth, context be damned:
You know, people get a lot of credit for being able to create order out of chaos, but I don't think I've gotten the credit I deserve for my ability to create chaos out of order.
Context-free,
meara
from Goodbye & Good Riddance:
I have NOT had sex with Spartacus.
In Natter, Sarameg poses and ita disposes:
Who says zombies don't bathe?
You gotta do more than that to get rid of that not-so-fresh feeling.
(edited to fix the quickedit)
From Movies:
ita:
My god, the apostrophe in Ra's is even more restrictive than the Jaffa punctuation. How in god's name do you go possessive with that and not lose an eye?
Gandalfe:
Well, that's why they make you wear protective lenses. I mean, sure, if you say it, you can just duck, but if someone else says it? You're in danger. And if they type it, well, let's just hope you are wearing a high collar. 'S'all I'm sayin'.
