tommyrot: This is what's gonna happen later tonight: Bush will be talking to Carl Rove in the White House. Bush says, "You have failed me for the last time, Carl." Carl screams and runs. He hides in a dark room. But bush uses the heat-sensing pits on his face to locate Carl in complete darkness. Bush unhinges his lower jaw and opens his mouth 180 degrees. Next he expands his mouth, throat and gullet as he swallows Carl whole. Bush then spends the rest of his administration laying around the White House, digesting.
Mal: I call you back? Wash: No, Mal. You didn't. Zoe: I take full responsibility, cap.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Trudy Booth - Nov 02, 2004 12:24:57 pm PST #6861 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Katie M - Nov 02, 2004 12:40:28 pm PST #6862 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
In Natter:
Jars: Yeah, people tend to think I'm a guy too. I can't really blame them though, as I think Jars might actually be a male name somewhere or other... Scandinavian type place. Yeah, that.
Polter-Cow: FUCKING CHRIST.
Jars is a chick too?
Sean K: Jars is not a guy?
I get no prize.
Gudanov: Damn, Jars fooled me too.
Jars: Dudes! I rest my case.
Wait. It's because I say things like "Dudes", isn't it?
Polter-Cow - Nov 02, 2004 12:49:04 pm PST #6863 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
A perfectly innocent conversation in Bitches:
vw bug:
I'm so good. I have $1125.00 in library fines. Go me!
erikaj:
Oh, my...vw burned down a library. Pass it on.
DavidS:
Pffft. Buffistas are the worst library patrons in the universe. They have the crazy book love that totally obliterates their civic duty.
Sparky1:
People who don't return the books are not the worst library patrons. The worst library patrons do things like pee in the copy room. vw, you've never peed in the library's copy room, have you?
vw bug:
Um, no. But, I'll keep that in mind when I start giving myself a hard time about my library fines.
Aimée:
I broke into a church to have sex.
<nothing to do with library fines, just feel like telling that>
Topic!Cindy - Nov 02, 2004 1:09:23 pm PST #6864 of 10000
What is even happening?
tommyrot: This is what's gonna happen later tonight: Bush will be talking to Carl Rove in the White House. Bush says, "You have failed me for the last time, Carl." Carl screams and runs. He hides in a dark room. But bush uses the heat-sensing pits on his face to locate Carl in complete darkness. Bush unhinges his lower jaw and opens his mouth 180 degrees. Next he expands his mouth, throat and gullet as he swallows Carl whole. Bush then spends the rest of his administration laying around the White House, digesting.
If tommyrot had written "Cheney" instead of "Bush," I'd be in bureaucracy, proposing we change his user name to prophecy_boy.
Pix - Nov 02, 2004 5:59:45 pm PST #6865 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Commentary on election night. Bittersweet, but so funny:
What was more disturbing was that list of states that have banned gay marriage.
Matt the Bruins Fan:
I say we pull out, and make them cut their own hair, grow their own flowers, and cater their own damn weddings that would then be decorated in appalling colors by the straight wedding planners.
Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2004 6:32:49 pm PST #6866 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
billytea:
Yeah. Last therapy visit, I added up my stress sources over the last year. It equalled the stress from 3.8 deaths of spouses.
Not only am I having a rough year, the only people who understand my pain are in certain breakaway sects in Utah.
amych - Nov 02, 2004 6:33:53 pm PST #6867 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
billytea: Yeah. Last therapy visit, I added up my stress sources over the last year. It equalled the stress from 3.8 deaths of spouses.
Not only am I having a rough year, the only people who understand my pain are in certain breakaway sects in Utah.
Ginger: And even those sects have trouble coming up with .8 of a spouse.
billytea: Nah. "I'd like you to meet the little woman."
Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2004 6:40:16 pm PST #6868 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Allyson:
I promise, when Bush wins, the world will keep turning. I work for NASA, and I know this to be true. We have lots of data to back us up.
Theodosia - Nov 02, 2004 10:26:35 pm PST #6869 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
aurelia:
We're gonna need a bigger handbasket.
Trudy Booth - Nov 03, 2004 6:00:06 am PST #6870 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
y'all are eloquent in your pain:
Holli: My porn-and-frosting cure is not working, dammit.
This country really shouldn't have problems too big for rainbow chip frosting to fix.
Anne W.: I think I'm going to allow myself to feel bewildered and hopeless until, say, Thanksgiving. After that, righteous anger and a driving sense of purpose.
Nilly: Life is stronger than anything. Nilly "Natter 29: Got Title?" Nov 3, 2004 2:10:10 am PST