billytea:
Yeah. Last therapy visit, I added up my stress sources over the last year. It equalled the stress from 3.8 deaths of spouses.
Not only am I having a rough year, the only people who understand my pain are in certain breakaway sects in Utah.
Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?
'Smile Time'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2004 6:32:49 pm PST #6866 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
amych - Nov 02, 2004 6:33:53 pm PST #6867 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
billytea: Yeah. Last therapy visit, I added up my stress sources over the last year. It equalled the stress from 3.8 deaths of spouses.
Not only am I having a rough year, the only people who understand my pain are in certain breakaway sects in Utah.
Ginger: And even those sects have trouble coming up with .8 of a spouse.
billytea: Nah. "I'd like you to meet the little woman."
Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2004 6:40:16 pm PST #6868 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Allyson:
I promise, when Bush wins, the world will keep turning. I work for NASA, and I know this to be true. We have lots of data to back us up.
Theodosia - Nov 02, 2004 10:26:35 pm PST #6869 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
aurelia:
We're gonna need a bigger handbasket.
Trudy Booth - Nov 03, 2004 6:00:06 am PST #6870 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
y'all are eloquent in your pain:
Holli: My porn-and-frosting cure is not working, dammit.
This country really shouldn't have problems too big for rainbow chip frosting to fix.
Anne W.: I think I'm going to allow myself to feel bewildered and hopeless until, say, Thanksgiving. After that, righteous anger and a driving sense of purpose.
Nilly: Life is stronger than anything. Nilly "Natter 29: Got Title?" Nov 3, 2004 2:10:10 am PST
Theodosia - Nov 03, 2004 8:47:30 am PST #6871 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Matt the Bruins fan:
What gets me is that I don't feel robbed by this - it's not some shadowy conspiracy of Republican thugs sneaking around and fixing the elections (well, except maybe in Florida). It's that previously unsuspected millions of my fellow Americans popped up to say that they think the most incompetent, short-sighted, willfully manipulative and divisive President of my lifetime is doing a peachy job destroying everything that made this country great and they want 4 more years of the same.
It's not pleasant to wake up and realize that your best bet to see positive change from your government is for the Rapture to occur within the next few years.
Theodosia - Nov 03, 2004 9:43:48 am PST #6872 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Consuela:
I have to admit, it's amazing to me that this Democratic party, which is so middle-of-the-road as to be toothless, is considered such a threat by the conservatives in the middle of the country. Kerry won't come out for gay marriage, hasn't proposed anything close to universal health care, and basically has taken stands to the right of Clinton, who wasn't exactly Eugene Debs either.
It's not Kerry the conservatives are afraid of: it's us. The wacko quasi-socialist gay-friendly porn-writing computer-using international-friendly hyperliterate folks on the coasts.
It amazes me that a 39-year-old single professional woman with a dog, a very small house, and too many books, is such a threat to so many people.
DXMachina - Nov 03, 2004 1:50:51 pm PST #6873 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
DavidS , in Natter:
Scenario: Tip O'Neill's hanging out at the gates of heaven, having a smoke. Satan walks by and says, "Tip, how'd you like to see the Red Sox win the World Series. I can pull a few strings."
Tip gives him the stinkeye. "...And?"
Satan, "Bush gets four more years."
"Awww, fuck that. Get out of here before I call St. Michael on ya."
"Hear me out. They come back from three down against the Yankees in the playoffs. Then they totally humiliate them."
"No w-....Hmmm. Three down you say?"
Gus - Nov 03, 2004 5:09:54 pm PST #6874 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Anne W, Lost:
"Do you know what's in this cocoon?"
"Uh, an anvil?"
beathen - Nov 03, 2004 5:21:01 pm PST #6875 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
NovaChild in Bitches on politics:
I can hear the slogans now:
My daddy ran the Country,
My brother ran it too,
Vote for me in 2008
And I'll fight a war for you!