The erikaj & SeanK show, Natter
Secret Service: Yes, I want to speak to God, AKA The Creator, AKA The Supreme Being, AKA...well, there are a lot of aliases.
"So, Jehovah, huh? What kind of name is that? You Arabic?
Mal: Take your people and go. Captain: You would have done the same. Mal: We can already see I haven't.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Gus - Oct 27, 2004 1:26:12 pm PDT #6831 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Polter-Cow - Oct 27, 2004 1:45:54 pm PDT #6832 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
This is like the fourteenth time I've COMMed ita.
In Natter, on Ashlee Simpson's acid reflux:
She should become the acid reflux spokesperson, like Halle is for diabetes and T-Boz for sickle cell anæmia.
Wait, maybe you have to be black to be a diseased spokesmodel.
beathen - Oct 27, 2004 5:51:35 pm PDT #6833 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
deborah grabian in Bitches:
Mono is about as much fun as having sex in an Iron Maiden.
Ginger - Oct 28, 2004 10:48:27 am PDT #6834 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Juliana in F2F (context be damned):
I'm going as Desire, which should help cut down the packing.
Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2004 11:06:19 am PDT #6835 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dweebs on Parade
Rick V.: One year in graduate school I bought balloons in the standard colors used to illustrate carbon, hydrogen, etc. and attached them to my body in a particular pattern, going to the party as a serotonin molecule. At one point a group of neuroscientists posing as enzymes came over and popped particular balloons with pins, metabolizing me into 5-hydroxy-indoleacetic acid. For the rest of the night when people asked what I was supposed to be, I had to say "Uh, I came as an obscure metabolite of serotonin."
The next year I got an empty bicycle box, painted it, cut a hole at one end for my head, and went as Rorschach Card # III. I got less trouble from the neuroscientists that year, but I had to put up with behaviorists ridiculing my validity all night.
Polter-Cow: Oh my God. That is the best story ever.
Dana - Oct 28, 2004 11:06:43 am PDT #6836 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Damnit, Trudy!
t stomps away in a huff
Betsy HP - Oct 28, 2004 11:09:58 am PDT #6837 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
t jumps into the back of Dana's Huff-mo-bile and goes for a ride
Trudy Booth - Oct 28, 2004 11:15:41 am PDT #6838 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dweebs on Parade cont.
Tom Scola: Thankfully, they didn't tape a Prozac molecule to the door, or you would never have been able to leave!
Kalshane - Oct 28, 2004 7:01:01 pm PDT #6839 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Natter:
Frankenbuddha - Oct 28, 2004 7:40:42 pm PDT #2000 of 2023 Mark
I'm a slut.
tommyrot - Oct 28, 2004 7:42:41 pm PDT #2001 of 2023 Mark
I'm a Space Odyssey.
DavidS - Oct 28, 2004 7:45:28 pm PDT #2002 of 2023 Mark
Am I palindromious?
JenP - Oct 28, 2004 7:48:20 pm PDT #2003 of 2023 Mark
I am so last year.
DXMachina - Oct 29, 2004 2:56:05 am PDT #6840 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter...
Trudy: And how are the snephews, Tommyrot?
tommyrot: They are doing swell. The oldest just started 1st grade - before starting 1st grade he was already reading at a second-grade level. The youngest is a curious little bugger.
Trudy: First grade already? Wow.
I remember when he was just a baby and his brother was just quality time with a Playboy in a van behind the Sizzler. ::sniff sniff:: They grow up so fast.