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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Kalshane - Oct 28, 2004 7:01:01 pm PDT #6839 of 10000

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Natter:

Frankenbuddha - Oct 28, 2004 7:40:42 pm PDT #2000 of 2023 Mark

I'm a slut.

tommyrot - Oct 28, 2004 7:42:41 pm PDT #2001 of 2023 Mark

I'm a Space Odyssey.

DavidS - Oct 28, 2004 7:45:28 pm PDT #2002 of 2023 Mark

Am I palindromious?

JenP - Oct 28, 2004 7:48:20 pm PDT #2003 of 2023 Mark

I am so last year.

DXMachina - Oct 29, 2004 2:56:05 am PDT #6840 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter...

Trudy: And how are the snephews, Tommyrot?

tommyrot: They are doing swell. The oldest just started 1st grade - before starting 1st grade he was already reading at a second-grade level. The youngest is a curious little bugger.

Trudy: First grade already? Wow.

I remember when he was just a baby and his brother was just quality time with a Playboy in a van behind the Sizzler. ::sniff sniff:: They grow up so fast.

Calli - Oct 29, 2004 4:01:00 am PDT #6841 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Bitches:

KristinT: And in honor of being done, a couple of linked haiku to capture the torture of this particular set of rough draft creative writing papers:

Creative writing:
teen angst, anime, and yes,
necrophilia.

These are the things they
submit for helpful feedback.
Time to ask for raise.

Theodosia - Oct 29, 2004 6:10:54 am PDT #6842 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From the Lost topic, where we digressed to discussing what insects would be present on a South Pacific island:

JoeCrow:

Bees are like ants and beetles, a really popular bug design that you can find damn near world-wide.

Bugs, the original open source bio-engineering project!

Polter-Cow - Oct 29, 2004 8:53:15 am PDT #6843 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Dweebs on Patrol II: Return of the Dweebs, in Buffistechnology after I remember what a capacitor is:

tommyrot:

So P-C, now you're only one step away from understanding flux capacitors.

DXMachina:

And from there you're just a hop, skip, and a jump from tachyon technology.

Daniel C. Jensen:

Then you can reverse the poleron flux and change the dynamics of the matrix.

ita:

You'll need to reconfigure the deflector shields to do that.

Cashmere - Oct 29, 2004 9:01:11 am PDT #6844 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

From Bitches:

Polter-Cow:

My official duty having been accomplished with this post, I now go to count cells.

Betsy HP:

Spice up the day. Count out loud.

"Von.... von cell! Ahahahahaha! ... Tvo hundret und fifty-sefen millions cells! ahahahahaha!"

Tell 'em it's a Halloween celebration.

DavidS - Oct 29, 2004 9:27:09 am PDT #6845 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Bitches:

KristinT: I LIKE TAGS.

P-C: Asscap Hussy.

Trudy: Boys don't make passes at girls who CAP ASSES.

Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2004 9:59:11 am PDT #6846 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gus: Friday at work. Do any of these Swiss understand that Sunday is Halloween, a day when frock coats are worn in all seriousness, in order to loom over small candy supplicants?

Do they understand that today is a day of frivolity, a day when due-dates are forgiven until Monday, that today is a day when translating impenetrable German specifications for software into impenetrable English can wait a few fucking days?

No.

The clocks are cute, though.

erikaj - Oct 29, 2004 10:04:54 am PDT #6847 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks to the Wire, "ass cap" feels kind of sinister to me.Because if your package is short, your ass gets capped. There might be capitals, but they're mostly monosyllables, I'm guessing.

Anne W. - Oct 30, 2004 2:54:00 am PDT #6848 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Susan W. in Bitches

I'm getting cheap laughs from an Amazon review of one of the Sharpe movies where a typo-prone reviewer brought up "1700th century warfare." Leaving aside the fact that "1700's" or "17th century" would've also been incorrect, DH and I are having fun improvising the script for Sharpe's Cyborgs.

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