Cindy, your Beverly is actually Betsy.
Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough, and talked about boys.
Giles ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Dana - Oct 25, 2004 8:38:00 am PDT #6818 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 25, 2004 8:38:51 am PDT #6819 of 10000
What is even happening?
They look so similar in this light. Thanks, Dana.
Betsy HP - Oct 25, 2004 5:16:32 pm PDT #6820 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Cashmere:
I try not to compare myself with people who are pretty for a living. It defeats the purpose. It's much easier to be a smart ass. Now if only I could make a living at that, I'd be on the gravy train with biscuit wheels.
Wolfram - Oct 26, 2004 8:38:07 am PDT #6821 of 10000
Visilurking
Birth-talk in Natter:
Aimee: I am very modest, body wise. I finally started changing at the gym out in the open after about a month or so. I had to get used to it. But other than that, well, I am still operating under the mistaken impression that I can give birth while wearing panties.
DavidS: I'm thinking you might want to avoid the slingshot effect with an elastic waistband.
"Push!"
Sproing!
"Sonofabitch!"
"Okay, that's a do-over."
Nilly - Oct 26, 2004 8:42:01 am PDT #6822 of 10000
Swouncing
Some more birth-talk in Natter:
Aimée: I would tape it and show it to my children when they became of an age that they might be thinking of having sex.
"See that? That's where they come from. Forget the romantic crap I told you when you were 4. See that? That's an episiotomy. Took me a month to heal. See that? That's WITH NARCOTICS!! Have a nice date."
Maria - Oct 26, 2004 5:21:19 pm PDT #6823 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Cashmere, in Natter:
The baby has started rolling around on the floor. So it's either I buy Swiffer in bulk or wrap Owen in double-sided tape and use him like chubby little sticky roller.
Cashmere - Oct 26, 2004 5:42:27 pm PDT #6824 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
erika in Bitches:
But I'm usually the most kerfuffle-avoidant human around who's not Nilly, and now I'm all "Come into my inbox and say that, bitch."(maybe my entertainment does affect my behavior.)
Steph L. - Oct 27, 2004 4:40:30 am PDT #6825 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In OMGWTFPOLARBEAR:
Kate P.: I figured that the sound of ice cubes was supposed to be a tipoff that Jack was hallucinating. I mean, even if his father did come back to life, where in hell would he get ice cubes on the island?
Betsy HP: From the camera crew?
Matt the Bruins fan: Maybe it was in the bottles of Coca-Cola that the polar bears are drinking?
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amych - Oct 27, 2004 9:11:54 am PDT #6826 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Minearverse:
Allyson: Avenge me if I turn up in a dumpster.
Narrator: Any particular form you want the avengement to take? Curses? Beheadings? Having a show on Friday night on Fox?
Pix - Oct 27, 2004 9:53:15 am PDT #6827 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Because it might be prophecy...
Matt the Bruins Fan:
So Red Sox fans, what happens if the team wins the whole shebang during a total lunar eclipse in this next game and breaks the curse? Does Babe Ruth come shambling out of The Gates of Heaven Cemetery in Kensico New York, hungry for the brains of Sox star players and a bottle of Sam Adams?
Hec:
On top of all that, I should point out this is the 100th World Series. So, yeah, maybe an ascension could occur. My money's on Bud Selig.