Cashmere, in Natter:
The baby has started rolling around on the floor. So it's either I buy Swiffer in bulk or wrap Owen in double-sided tape and use him like chubby little sticky roller.
See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Maria - Oct 26, 2004 5:21:19 pm PDT #6823 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Cashmere - Oct 26, 2004 5:42:27 pm PDT #6824 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
erika in Bitches:
But I'm usually the most kerfuffle-avoidant human around who's not Nilly, and now I'm all "Come into my inbox and say that, bitch."(maybe my entertainment does affect my behavior.)
Steph L. - Oct 27, 2004 4:40:30 am PDT #6825 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In OMGWTFPOLARBEAR:
Kate P.: I figured that the sound of ice cubes was supposed to be a tipoff that Jack was hallucinating. I mean, even if his father did come back to life, where in hell would he get ice cubes on the island?
Betsy HP: From the camera crew?
Matt the Bruins fan: Maybe it was in the bottles of Coca-Cola that the polar bears are drinking?
spoilerfonted by ita
amych - Oct 27, 2004 9:11:54 am PDT #6826 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Minearverse:
Allyson: Avenge me if I turn up in a dumpster.
Narrator: Any particular form you want the avengement to take? Curses? Beheadings? Having a show on Friday night on Fox?
Pix - Oct 27, 2004 9:53:15 am PDT #6827 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Because it might be prophecy...
Matt the Bruins Fan:
So Red Sox fans, what happens if the team wins the whole shebang during a total lunar eclipse in this next game and breaks the curse? Does Babe Ruth come shambling out of The Gates of Heaven Cemetery in Kensico New York, hungry for the brains of Sox star players and a bottle of Sam Adams?
Hec:
On top of all that, I should point out this is the 100th World Series. So, yeah, maybe an ascension could occur. My money's on Bud Selig.
Aims - Oct 27, 2004 10:38:38 am PDT #6828 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
shrift in Natter:
Every time a fan goes off her rails, a kerfuffle gets its wings.
juliana - Oct 27, 2004 11:17:35 am PDT #6829 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
In Natter, a nice little convergence:
Betsy:
A Reuters headline that is a warning to us all:
Day from Hell May Have Killed Off Dinosaurs
I've had days like that.
Sean
We're getting HAILED on down here in Hollywood.
Sean K - Oct 27, 2004 11:24:33 am PDT #6830 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Lovely juxtaposition of posts.
Gus - Oct 27, 2004 1:26:12 pm PDT #6831 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
The erikaj & SeanK show, Natter
Secret Service: Yes, I want to speak to God, AKA The Creator, AKA The Supreme Being, AKA...well, there are a lot of aliases.
"So, Jehovah, huh? What kind of name is that? You Arabic?
Polter-Cow - Oct 27, 2004 1:45:54 pm PDT #6832 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
This is like the fourteenth time I've COMMed ita.
In Natter, on Ashlee Simpson's acid reflux:
She should become the acid reflux spokesperson, like Halle is for diabetes and T-Boz for sickle cell anæmia.
Wait, maybe you have to be black to be a diseased spokesmodel.