They look so similar in this light. Thanks, Dana.
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cashmere:
I try not to compare myself with people who are pretty for a living. It defeats the purpose. It's much easier to be a smart ass. Now if only I could make a living at that, I'd be on the gravy train with biscuit wheels.
Birth-talk in Natter:
Aimee: I am very modest, body wise. I finally started changing at the gym out in the open after about a month or so. I had to get used to it. But other than that, well, I am still operating under the mistaken impression that I can give birth while wearing panties.
DavidS: I'm thinking you might want to avoid the slingshot effect with an elastic waistband.
"Push!"
Sproing!
"Sonofabitch!"
"Okay, that's a do-over."
Some more birth-talk in Natter:
Aimée: I would tape it and show it to my children when they became of an age that they might be thinking of having sex.
"See that? That's where they come from. Forget the romantic crap I told you when you were 4. See that? That's an episiotomy. Took me a month to heal. See that? That's WITH NARCOTICS!! Have a nice date."
Cashmere, in Natter:
The baby has started rolling around on the floor. So it's either I buy Swiffer in bulk or wrap Owen in double-sided tape and use him like chubby little sticky roller.
erika in Bitches:
But I'm usually the most kerfuffle-avoidant human around who's not Nilly, and now I'm all "Come into my inbox and say that, bitch."(maybe my entertainment does affect my behavior.)
In OMGWTFPOLARBEAR:
Kate P.: I figured that the sound of ice cubes was supposed to be a tipoff that Jack was hallucinating. I mean, even if his father did come back to life, where in hell would he get ice cubes on the island?
Betsy HP: From the camera crew?
Matt the Bruins fan: Maybe it was in the bottles of Coca-Cola that the polar bears are drinking?
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In Minearverse:
Allyson: Avenge me if I turn up in a dumpster.
Narrator: Any particular form you want the avengement to take? Curses? Beheadings? Having a show on Friday night on Fox?
Because it might be prophecy...
Matt the Bruins Fan:
So Red Sox fans, what happens if the team wins the whole shebang during a total lunar eclipse in this next game and breaks the curse? Does Babe Ruth come shambling out of The Gates of Heaven Cemetery in Kensico New York, hungry for the brains of Sox star players and a bottle of Sam Adams?
Hec:
On top of all that, I should point out this is the 100th World Series. So, yeah, maybe an ascension could occur. My money's on Bud Selig.
shrift in Natter:
Every time a fan goes off her rails, a kerfuffle gets its wings.