Tara: 'Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for Lots of New-Age and Occult Items.' Catchy. Giles: Think so? Tara: Uh huh. In a... hard to say sorta way.

'Sleeper'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


P.M. Marc - Nov 05, 2002 12:38:02 pm PST #680 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

"I hate that fanfic is so ridiculed, though; I mean, I know there's an awful lot of rubbish, and I know that the whole fandom thing is by its nature exclusive, but I'm still so bloody excited about this medium, and still thoroughly delighted by the proliferation of good writing that is out there. It pisses me off that the genre is looked down upon. I understand it, but it pisses me off. And ditto LJ/blog culture, actually - by its nature it's incredibly insular and specific, but it's also a really vibrant and fascinating form of communication, and within my limited experience it's shown itself a terrific forum for debate about literary style and technique and blahblahblah pretentiouscakes.

But then, I am living in my parents' basement, in the manner of NotSuave!Xander. So possibly I should just shut the fuck up. And get back to writing my assignment. Right. Fine.

grumblegrumblegrumble.

Oh! Before I go - did we ever find any Magneto/Wolverine? "

Fay, in Fanfiction


Fay - Nov 05, 2002 1:01:06 pm PST #681 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Oooh! COMM me, baby! mwah! (in a surprised-but-flattered fashion)

Madrigal Costello in Firefly

Whenever I get a call for "Mr. Costello" I get to honestly answer that he died in 1928, so while I could put him on the phone, he'd be very, very quiet.


Fay - Nov 05, 2002 1:37:28 pm PST #682 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

(Trimmed, regretfully, because I decided that I couldn't really bring the whole damned thread.)

Comparative Theology, Buffista-style (in Firefly)

Betsy Hanes Perry Hey, there's a question: Can you only commit heresy if you're a member of the group in question? I mean, for instance, if I believe that Muhammad was God rather than a prophet, I'm a Christian heretic, but I'm not a Moslem heretic, right?

billytea : You're a Muslim heretic with bells on and all the trimmings. Islam believes very firmly that Muhammad was nothing but a man. (The greatest of the prophets, but still a man.)

Betsy Hanes Perry No. I'm absolutely WRONG by Muslim standards, I don't doubt that. The question is, can they consider me a heretic if I was never a Muslim in the first place?
Nutty : I think you can only be a heretic in the religion in which you claim membership. Cause, I mean, if I got excommunicated by the United Church of Twinkie Worshippers, I wouldn't give a shit, right? But if I were a member of the Church, and then got excommunicated, I would be devastated.

And also hungry.

Then again, if the United Church of Twinkie Worshippers decided to burn me at the stake, it wouldn't matter whether I was a believer or not. I would still be crispy and dead.


Fay - Nov 05, 2002 1:44:12 pm PST #683 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

sarameg - in Angel (but come on, it's hardly spoilery)...

Don't like seventies hair. Demonic. Must be vanquished. Need a seventies hair slayer. Armed with clippers and scissors.


Kat - Nov 05, 2002 1:51:31 pm PST #684 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Rio in Natter:

I like my doughnuts like I like my men.
HOT and NOW.


Theodosia - Nov 05, 2002 1:52:08 pm PST #685 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jacqueline Zahas on No. Cal. "culture":

It actually just occurred to me a couple of nights ago what a weird place the Bay Area is, where you can go into any ratty-ass little crack-mart corner market in any grubby neighborhood, looking for booze, and come out with a bottle of very nice wine.


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 05, 2002 1:58:41 pm PST #686 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

victor:

I've always thought we should refer to the govenor as the "Guber."

billytea:

You just want to be able to say things like "Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Guber-- nator."


Java cat - Nov 05, 2002 2:12:11 pm PST #687 of 10000
Not javachik

Betsy, in Literary:

I used to read Sheri Tepper, but I had to give it up when the dents in my skull from her sledgehammer interfered with the fit of my hat.


Theodosia - Nov 05, 2002 2:43:21 pm PST #688 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty, following up the donut talk:

Um, so I like my men dense, cakey and with coffee?

I like my men like I like my coffee: hot, sweet, and making me all awake inside. Also it's nice if their ingredients come from the grocery store.


Betsy HP - Nov 05, 2002 4:19:04 pm PST #689 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Nutty: "Heaven knows, when I lived in Virginia, I got tracts in the mail about how Bill Clinton was murdering people and worshipping Satan."

Ted R: In NYC that's just called going to church. Though finding a virgin to sacrifice is problematic, and many of us cheat and settle for someone who is simply bad in bed.

[edited for attribution]