Nutty, following up the donut talk:
Um, so I like my men dense, cakey and with coffee?
I like my men like I like my coffee: hot, sweet, and making me all awake inside. Also it's nice if their ingredients come from the grocery store.
Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.
'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Theodosia - Nov 05, 2002 2:43:21 pm PST #688 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy HP - Nov 05, 2002 4:19:04 pm PST #689 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Nutty: "Heaven knows, when I lived in Virginia, I got tracts in the mail about how Bill Clinton was murdering people and worshipping Satan."
Ted R: In NYC that's just called going to church. Though finding a virgin to sacrifice is problematic, and many of us cheat and settle for someone who is simply bad in bed.
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DXMachina - Nov 05, 2002 4:30:00 pm PST #690 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
The first line was Nutty's.
Betsy HP - Nov 05, 2002 4:33:29 pm PST #691 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Nutty: Boobies are birds with blue feet.
Billytea: Only the blue-footed variety. Aside from common or garden variety feet, there are also red-footed boobies. Tragically, this can lead to confusion within the booby community. Come mating time, you don't want to find you've shacked up with some strange booby. Thus, the courtship dance of the blue-footed booby (and if ever you get a chance to watch this, do) involves the male waddling up the female, turning side on, and hoisting up his foot as far as he can to allow her a thorough inspection - generally flapping madly to maintain his balance in the process. Then he turns around to present the other side, just in case the first one was just a fluke (ba dum). If he does all this without tripping, then he just might get some action.
You have to wonder if there was some incident in their past that led to fears of the red-footed boobies stealing in and ravishing their women. I like to think so, anyway.
[And I have nooooooo idea whether he's pulling our (blue) legs, either.]
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DXMachina - Nov 05, 2002 4:39:51 pm PST #692 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Also Nutty, continuing to set up billytea the way Stockton sets up Malone.
Sorry. It's a basketball reference.
§ ita § - Nov 05, 2002 4:41:17 pm PST #693 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You mean by being dirty?
DXMachina - Nov 05, 2002 4:51:17 pm PST #694 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I'd snicker, but that would be nattering.
Sue - Nov 05, 2002 6:40:49 pm PST #695 of 10000
hip deep in pie
(snickering anyway.)
Hey they're only dirty if you're playing against them.
sarameg - Nov 05, 2002 7:22:21 pm PST #696 of 10000
I coffeed!
esse - Nov 05, 2002 7:35:07 pm PST #697 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Sue: I think y'all should take up Tim on his offer of having us all over to watch the unaired episode of Strange World.
DXMachina; Heh.
The scene: Outside of Tim Minear's palatial estate.
DOORBELL: "Bing bong!"
It's late, way past Tim Minear's bedtime. Who could be at the door?
CHORUS OF BUFFISTAS (bearing popcorn): "Hi, Tim!"