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And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Trudy Booth - Nov 04, 2002 4:32:16 pm PST #671 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kat - Nov 4, 2002 3:57:24 pm EST #5041 of 5141 Mark
Folie à Buffistas

If I were taller or stronger, I'd lift her up over the back fence and put her back. She's barking now which is good cause at least I know where she is.

lori - Nov 4, 2002 3:57:56 pm EST #5042 of 5141 Mark
bring pie to me.

Kat, want me to come home and break into their backyard? We could leave the pooper back there. I think I have climbed their fence before.

Are they just the cutest couple or what?

Betsy HP - Nov 04, 2002 4:59:00 pm PST #672 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Can somebody provide the ita-context for my quote? It made sense (sort of) when you saw her using "outddaddoo".

msbelle - Nov 04, 2002 5:25:11 pm PST #673 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Betsy, context has been added.

Theodosia - Nov 04, 2002 8:15:44 pm PST #674 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy, being funny-but-spoilery in Buffy (or was it Angel?):

I didn't, in retrospect, hate her as much as I thought I did at the time. If I had only known how much hate I needed to save for Glory and for Saint!Cordelia.

But, of course, my hate well is severely overdrawn; John Ashcroft alone has had the pump sucking air for months.

Rebecca Lizard - Nov 04, 2002 9:11:09 pm PST #675 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

That was Buffy.

Elena, in guess which thread (*):

Hard and off and sweep and lay down and knocking rocks. Curling is just a metaphor for sex, really.

(*) Er, due South, if you didn't know.

victor infante - Nov 04, 2002 10:04:24 pm PST #676 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

PMM, From Firefly:

Praise You, Nude Wash, You are my life, my love.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the nude above all nudes.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are Shiny, Gorrum shiny.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the King of Dreams.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the King of Serenity.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are King of the universe.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Lord of loins.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the All-Foamy.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Cake.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are Cake and the Pie.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Lust of Zoe.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are Lust of All.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Bright Morning Star.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Champion and shield.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Strength and our Song.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the way of our life.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the only truth.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the real life.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Wonderful Lover (not so wonderful poet).
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Prince of Pretty.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Light of the World.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Living Hunk.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Refresher to the Second in Command.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the non-Annoying One.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the One Still Hot in Hawaiian Shirts.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Good Sheperd.
Wait, that's Book. You're still better.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Sexmachine with all the Chicks.. WASH!.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Lord of hot.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Rock of all abs.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are my hiding place.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Savior of the Zoe.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the strong tower. By Which I Mean Porn.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Mountain Refuge.
Again, Porn.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Bread of Life.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Font of all studliness.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Living Hubba Hubba.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are so Truly Mine.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are my Spouse. my Maker, if I can get it past Zoe.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Fortress.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Deliverer.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Victory.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Salivation.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Righteous hottie.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Wisdom.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Sanctification.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Justification.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Door.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the great he-Man.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the great High Priest of Mmm...
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Cornerstone.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Sure Foundation.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Joy.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Portion and Cup, and boy, we'd like a drink.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are my Healing and Wholeness.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are our Covenant.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Promise of Good Lovin'.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Everlasting One.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Mostest Honey.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Lover of All Things Good And Ass-kicking.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Just Too Sexy.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Balm of Whatever you feel like soothin'.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Mighty Warrior.
Or had the good sense to marry one.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are my Defense.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Bridegroom.
Again, have to clear it with Zoe.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are my Patience.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Solid Reality.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are my Provider.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Resurrection and the Life,
and Mal thanks you for the Blood.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Alpha and the Omega.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are the Beginning and the End.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are all that I need.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are all that I want.
Praise You, Nude Wash, You are worthy of all praise.
Amen

Noumenon - Nov 04, 2002 10:56:04 pm PST #677 of 10000

No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

With all that whitefont, it looks like PMM posted an online production of 4' 13".

Betsy's post is actually much funnier without context, but ita's coinage fits in here too -- doodaddoo.

Steph L. - Nov 05, 2002 5:29:46 am PST #678 of 10000

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

With all that whitefont, it looks like PMM posted an online production of 4' 13".

::snerk::

Nutty - Nov 05, 2002 10:22:12 am PST #679 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Typo Boy, in literary:

In my experince any SF story that mentions chaos theory will have to be loved on some grounds other than good science, if it is to be loved at all.

P.M. Marc - Nov 05, 2002 12:38:02 pm PST #680 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

"I hate that fanfic is so ridiculed, though; I mean, I know there's an awful lot of rubbish, and I know that the whole fandom thing is by its nature exclusive, but I'm still so bloody excited about this medium, and still thoroughly delighted by the proliferation of good writing that is out there. It pisses me off that the genre is looked down upon. I understand it, but it pisses me off. And ditto LJ/blog culture, actually - by its nature it's incredibly insular and specific, but it's also a really vibrant and fascinating form of communication, and within my limited experience it's shown itself a terrific forum for debate about literary style and technique and blahblahblah pretentiouscakes.

But then, I am living in my parents' basement, in the manner of NotSuave!Xander. So possibly I should just shut the fuck up. And get back to writing my assignment. Right. Fine.

grumblegrumblegrumble.

Oh! Before I go - did we ever find any Magneto/Wolverine? "

Fay, in Fanfiction

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