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And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Nov 04, 2002 8:27:32 am PST #661 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Rebecca Lizard in the midst of the grammar & usage debate over in Firefly:

Dude, how could anyone not love diagramming sentences? It's excellent! It's a great game! It's like laying the sentences out and eviscerating them and getting to see how they work as they whimper and squirm and die their little sentencey deaths.

[edited to correct grammar mistake that got by RL & me.]

Beverly - Nov 04, 2002 8:45:21 am PST #662 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

(Theo, could you edit the "lying" to "laying"? Just for posterity?)

Rebecca Lizard - Nov 04, 2002 8:49:27 am PST #663 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Ah, shit, yes. I was in a hurry.

Or... being subconsciously ironic?

Nutty - Nov 04, 2002 9:00:47 am PST #664 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Jesse: Why play Pac Man when there's pinball?

Caroma: Pinball doesn't go wocka wocka wocka.

...in Firefly. Yes, I'll never catch up at this rate.

Theodosia - Nov 04, 2002 9:19:58 am PST #665 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Corrected, Beverly & RL!

Jessica - Nov 04, 2002 10:13:06 am PST #666 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sophia, in Natter:

When one forgets to set the timer, one wakes up at 3 am with the TV mysteriously incredibly loud.

Then one ends up staying awake to watch Murder on the Orient Express.

Not that I have had this experience recently, or anything.

Java cat - Nov 04, 2002 11:18:09 am PST #667 of 10000

Not javachik

(with sympathy) Typoboy, Literary:

Hospitals do strange things. I got a call from the hospital who had treated my father back in 1998; they were doing a customer satisfaction survey.

"So basically you want to know how satisfied by father was with your treatment?"

"Basically, yes."

"Well since he *DIED* while under your care I would say , 'not very'."

msbelle - Nov 04, 2002 12:05:43 pm PST #668 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Woo hoo! I vote for Cheese as the next Buffista.

crying.

Kat - Nov 04, 2002 12:36:02 pm PST #669 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Crying in a good way, I hope, msbelle.

Aimee in Natter:

Ok, so Monday is sucking hard core here. My entire office seems to have received this from the ass of the good-day/bad-day supplier.

msbelle - Nov 04, 2002 3:20:18 pm PST #670 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ita:

I am doodadded up. Only Kat and Lori can outdoodaddo me, and that's because I haven't taken the rest of my stuff out of storage. And my poor kitchen is on the brink of overdoodadage.

Betsy:

outdoodaddo outdoodaddo outdoodaddo outdoodaddo

Mmmm.

outdoodaddo outdoodaddo outdoodaddo

I like that word. I think I will feed it chocolate.

- everything makes me laugh today.

edited for ita context.

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