'The Message'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter:
DXMachina:
The Cubbies lost 7 out of 8 since last Saturday. They choked like a vampire chokes on holy water.
Topic!Cindy:
Yes, DX. I made that comment in context (quoted-back context) of my original post to Narrator, in which I noted that we (Red Sox Nation) are sad to hear of the Cubs' unfortunate circumstances. Then aurelia pbbbbbt-ed me. Then, I explained. Now I'm explaining some mo...HEY -- ARE YOU PEOPLE MY KIDS, IN DISGUISE? GO CLEAN YOUR ROOMS
Kalshane: This guy did the "If Kerry's elected, there will be another 9/11" and "Bin Laden would vote for Kerry." BS. Oh, and everybody but Fox News is a lying liberal. He was a real winner.
Cashmere: What a minute...my family is blogging now????
Debet Esse, in Minearverse:
Lucas just gets a budget for his badfic.
billytea: I had my tonsils removed when I was four. I awoke to find the doctor had left them in a jar on my bedside table. As I've mentioned before, I'm so very glad that my testicle surgery turned out differently.
Nutty, in Natter, On The Lives of Saints
I do recall a number of Christian Ladies who threw themselves off parapets, occasionally into briar thickets or deep sea chasms or into fires, to avoid the Infidel Penis.
shrift, Minearverse:
I blame Froon for the mental image of Yoda wearing fetish gear, riding on Luke's back, and using the force for prurient sexual purposes.
in Natter,
beathen:
Not that you care, but the meteorologists here are saying we'll have our first frost tonight.
shrift:
Argh! No! Too soon! Death to the meteorologists! Off with their oddly-coiffed heads!
Jen: My Lex action figure just fell off my dresser and his left foot broke off. Now the only way I can make him stand up is to have him snuggle with Spike.
That should be standard treatment for a broken foot.
Ginger: I'm a bad citizen. Bush said freedom one too many times and I had to turn off the television in order to save it.
Ginger: I think John Edwards should approach Cheney with a cross and holy water crying "Depart, minion of Satan." It's a calculated risk; if Cheney doesn't turn into a demon and fly away, Edwards will look stupid. If Cheney does turn into a demon, we might get some of the religious right.