Gus, unable to watch the presidential debate from his redoubt in Switzerland:
Gawd, this sucks. The future of the world is being decided by a candidate's on-screen flubs and I have to watch it on BuffistasVision.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Theodosia - Sep 30, 2004 4:52:28 pm PDT #6692 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jessica - Sep 30, 2004 5:09:10 pm PDT #6693 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Debate watch-n-post:
quester: Did Bush just freeze up there for a few seconds?!
tommyrot: He's been infected by spyware.
DavidS: Heh. CRASH MOTHERFUCKER.
Lee - Sep 30, 2004 5:19:38 pm PDT #6694 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
It wasn't me, ita. I was never here, and I would never do anything like that, and have I mentioned I moved? I now live out in Pasadena, or maybe it's North Hollywood.
billytea - Sep 30, 2004 5:29:59 pm PDT #6695 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Anne in Natter:
Although easy to listen to, every time Kerry says "In my plan..." my mind instantly completes the sentence with "...we are beltless."
Gris - Oct 01, 2004 12:19:45 am PDT #6696 of 10000
Hey. New board.
Anne is not alone.
I avoided saying it, due to the the plethora of non-Buffy fans surrounding.
It's all too bad, really.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 01, 2004 12:56:05 am PDT #6697 of 10000
What is even happening?
Frankenbuddha: Dear God, Bush keeps saying "It's very, very hard work."
He's Barbie - "Presidency is hard!"
billytea - Oct 01, 2004 5:15:41 am PDT #6698 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Music:
Hec: Nick Cave, sucking like a Minnesota hooker.
evil jimi: If the album's as bad as Jen claims, you do realise the Minnesota Hookers Association will take umbrage at that remark?
Hec: They charge extra for taking it up the umbrage.
Fred Pete - Oct 01, 2004 5:18:12 am PDT #6699 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
There was another punch line to that...
Juliana: What, did his tongue freeze to the mic?
beathen - Oct 01, 2004 5:54:24 am PDT #6700 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
JohnSweden in Natter:
I'm sure of the sanity in a way that is not. Especially me. That's why it is comfy here.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 02, 2004 6:39:00 am PDT #6701 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Ginger in Literary:
I know it's been said before, but I liked the Anita Blake books so much more when the focus was on her skill at raising the dead, and by that I mean dead people.