What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?

Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


smonster - Oct 04, 2004 7:33:47 am PDT #6704 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Debet Esse, in Minearverse:

Lucas just gets a budget for his badfic.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 04, 2004 7:42:11 am PDT #6705 of 10000
What is even happening?

billytea: I had my tonsils removed when I was four. I awoke to find the doctor had left them in a jar on my bedside table. As I've mentioned before, I'm so very glad that my testicle surgery turned out differently.


Cashmere - Oct 04, 2004 9:15:16 am PDT #6706 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Nutty, in Natter, On The Lives of Saints

I do recall a number of Christian Ladies who threw themselves off parapets, occasionally into briar thickets or deep sea chasms or into fires, to avoid the Infidel Penis.


Dana - Oct 04, 2004 10:37:02 am PDT #6707 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

shrift, Minearverse:

I blame Froon for the mental image of Yoda wearing fetish gear, riding on Luke's back, and using the force for prurient sexual purposes.


Beverly - Oct 04, 2004 3:00:14 pm PDT #6708 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

in Natter,

beathen:

Not that you care, but the meteorologists here are saying we'll have our first frost tonight.

shrift:

Argh! No! Too soon! Death to the meteorologists! Off with their oddly-coiffed heads!


Trudy Booth - Oct 04, 2004 5:49:56 pm PDT #6709 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jen: My Lex action figure just fell off my dresser and his left foot broke off. Now the only way I can make him stand up is to have him snuggle with Spike.

That should be standard treatment for a broken foot.


Trudy Booth - Oct 04, 2004 6:09:18 pm PDT #6710 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: I'm a bad citizen. Bush said freedom one too many times and I had to turn off the television in order to save it.


Trudy Booth - Oct 05, 2004 10:11:54 am PDT #6711 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: I think John Edwards should approach Cheney with a cross and holy water crying "Depart, minion of Satan." It's a calculated risk; if Cheney doesn't turn into a demon and fly away, Edwards will look stupid. If Cheney does turn into a demon, we might get some of the religious right.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 05, 2004 10:32:45 am PDT #6712 of 10000
What is even happening?

Darn you, and your fast fingers, wee Trudy.


Kate P. - Oct 05, 2004 10:52:25 am PDT #6713 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and COMM the whole exchange. From Natter:

-t: I want to watch the debate tonight just because if Cheney's head does, in fact, explode, I don't want to miss it. Catching it on the news just wouldn't be the same.

Calli: I don't think it will explode so much as the semi-human mask will split open, revealing the horrors beneath

-t: Don't want to miss that, either. In that case, I would even watch Fox News, just to see how they manage to spin it.

tommyrot:

I don't think it will explode so much as the semi-human mask will split open, revealing the horrors beneath.

I'm thinking three eyes and a proboscis.

Beverly: Predator crab face. IJS.

DavidS: Writhing mass of beslimed tentacles shrouding one unblinking cat eye.

Steph:

I would even watch Fox News, just to see how they manage to spin it.

"In a powerful move, Vice President Cheney announced that, henceforth, he intends to be totally honest about all aspects of his role as VP. His first act under this new Always Honesty campaign was to reveal the truth of his species.

"John Edwards refused to comment on what his own species is, leaving questions and suspicions all around."

Ginger: I think John Edwards should approach Cheney with a cross and holy water crying "Depart, minion of Satan." It's a calculated risk; if Cheney doesn't turn into a demon and fly away, Edwards will look stupid. If Cheney does turn into a demon, we might get some of the religious right.

[edited 'cause -t is not t-]