Debet Esse, in Minearverse:
Lucas just gets a budget for his badfic.
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
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Debet Esse, in Minearverse:
Lucas just gets a budget for his badfic.
billytea: I had my tonsils removed when I was four. I awoke to find the doctor had left them in a jar on my bedside table. As I've mentioned before, I'm so very glad that my testicle surgery turned out differently.
Nutty, in Natter, On The Lives of Saints
I do recall a number of Christian Ladies who threw themselves off parapets, occasionally into briar thickets or deep sea chasms or into fires, to avoid the Infidel Penis.
shrift, Minearverse:
I blame Froon for the mental image of Yoda wearing fetish gear, riding on Luke's back, and using the force for prurient sexual purposes.
in Natter,
beathen:
Not that you care, but the meteorologists here are saying we'll have our first frost tonight.
shrift:
Argh! No! Too soon! Death to the meteorologists! Off with their oddly-coiffed heads!
Jen: My Lex action figure just fell off my dresser and his left foot broke off. Now the only way I can make him stand up is to have him snuggle with Spike.
That should be standard treatment for a broken foot.
Ginger: I'm a bad citizen. Bush said freedom one too many times and I had to turn off the television in order to save it.
Ginger: I think John Edwards should approach Cheney with a cross and holy water crying "Depart, minion of Satan." It's a calculated risk; if Cheney doesn't turn into a demon and fly away, Edwards will look stupid. If Cheney does turn into a demon, we might get some of the religious right.
Darn you, and your fast fingers, wee Trudy.
Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and COMM the whole exchange. From Natter:
-t: I want to watch the debate tonight just because if Cheney's head does, in fact, explode, I don't want to miss it. Catching it on the news just wouldn't be the same.
Calli: I don't think it will explode so much as the semi-human mask will split open, revealing the horrors beneath
-t: Don't want to miss that, either. In that case, I would even watch Fox News, just to see how they manage to spin it.
tommyrot:
I don't think it will explode so much as the semi-human mask will split open, revealing the horrors beneath.
I'm thinking three eyes and a proboscis.
Beverly: Predator crab face. IJS.
DavidS: Writhing mass of beslimed tentacles shrouding one unblinking cat eye.
Steph:
I would even watch Fox News, just to see how they manage to spin it.
"In a powerful move, Vice President Cheney announced that, henceforth, he intends to be totally honest about all aspects of his role as VP. His first act under this new Always Honesty campaign was to reveal the truth of his species.
"John Edwards refused to comment on what his own species is, leaving questions and suspicions all around."
Ginger: I think John Edwards should approach Cheney with a cross and holy water crying "Depart, minion of Satan." It's a calculated risk; if Cheney doesn't turn into a demon and fly away, Edwards will look stupid. If Cheney does turn into a demon, we might get some of the religious right.
[edited 'cause -t is not t-]