There was another punch line to that...
Juliana: What, did his tongue freeze to the mic?
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Fred Pete - Oct 01, 2004 5:18:12 am PDT #6699 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
beathen - Oct 01, 2004 5:54:24 am PDT #6700 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
JohnSweden in Natter:
I'm sure of the sanity in a way that is not. Especially me. That's why it is comfy here.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 02, 2004 6:39:00 am PDT #6701 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Ginger in Literary:
I know it's been said before, but I liked the Anita Blake books so much more when the focus was on her skill at raising the dead, and by that I mean dead people.
Pix - Oct 03, 2004 9:02:23 am PDT #6702 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
In Natter:
DXMachina:
The Cubbies lost 7 out of 8 since last Saturday. They choked like a vampire chokes on holy water.
Topic!Cindy:
Yes, DX. I made that comment in context (quoted-back context) of my original post to Narrator, in which I noted that we (Red Sox Nation) are sad to hear of the Cubs' unfortunate circumstances. Then aurelia pbbbbbt-ed me. Then, I explained. Now I'm explaining some mo...HEY -- ARE YOU PEOPLE MY KIDS, IN DISGUISE? GO CLEAN YOUR ROOMS
Topic!Cindy - Oct 04, 2004 7:19:18 am PDT #6703 of 10000
What is even happening?
Kalshane: This guy did the "If Kerry's elected, there will be another 9/11" and "Bin Laden would vote for Kerry." BS. Oh, and everybody but Fox News is a lying liberal. He was a real winner.
Cashmere: What a minute...my family is blogging now????
smonster - Oct 04, 2004 7:33:47 am PDT #6704 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Debet Esse, in Minearverse:
Lucas just gets a budget for his badfic.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 04, 2004 7:42:11 am PDT #6705 of 10000
What is even happening?
billytea: I had my tonsils removed when I was four. I awoke to find the doctor had left them in a jar on my bedside table. As I've mentioned before, I'm so very glad that my testicle surgery turned out differently.
Cashmere - Oct 04, 2004 9:15:16 am PDT #6706 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Nutty, in Natter, On The Lives of Saints
I do recall a number of Christian Ladies who threw themselves off parapets, occasionally into briar thickets or deep sea chasms or into fires, to avoid the Infidel Penis.
Dana - Oct 04, 2004 10:37:02 am PDT #6707 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
shrift, Minearverse:
I blame Froon for the mental image of Yoda wearing fetish gear, riding on Luke's back, and using the force for prurient sexual purposes.
Beverly - Oct 04, 2004 3:00:14 pm PDT #6708 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
in Natter,
beathen:
Not that you care, but the meteorologists here are saying we'll have our first frost tonight.
shrift:
Argh! No! Too soon! Death to the meteorologists! Off with their oddly-coiffed heads!