Lilah ,'Not Fade Away'
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In Bitches, I hurt myself laughing at connie's response, just because I can almost literally hear Nilly saying it.
beth b
we aren't keeping Nilly?
connie neil
Sees the headlines now: "Israeli citizen held hostage by far-flung cabal of Buffy fans. Hostage says, 'No, no, I'm fine, don't hurry on my account.'"
In Natter, re Dolly the cloned sheep:
Aimee: Twas the teats that killed her.
Shrift: t accidentally snarfs water into sinus cavity
Heather: I want this to be in a ballad or epic poem or play or something.
P-Cow:
The Ballad of Dolly, Sheep of the Ages
She was a sheep, a gentle sheep
Who grazed upon the field.
The farmers said they would not keep
Her food; it had congealed.
And so she brayed a sweet lament
For all her long lost hay.
Though her fate seemed heaven-sent
She would not last the day.
Dolly cried as cloned sheeps do.
And as they often will, sir,
She tripped upon her hoody-hoo.
Yes, 'twas the teats that killed her.
tommyrot in Minearverse:
I think there should be an online support group for people suffering from Munchausen by Internet.
Yeah, I have a sick sense of humor; what of it?
In Natter, fun with xposting:
Susan W.: I think the Kerry campaign should buy TDS spot about Bush and his words triumphing over facts and run it in all the swing states.
NovaChild: Very true. But at least then you're naked.
In Bitches....
MFNLaw:
Hooray, billytea! I'm glad that the planets are finally beginning their alignment for you.
billytea
Oh, let's not be too hasty in that. I can see it now:
Jupiter: "Stuff it. Let's do something nice for billytea for a change."
Saturn: "Pfft. Where's the fun in that?"
Jupiter: [leans over and whispers in Saturn's ear]
Saturn: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Dani: The only thing that would stop me from eating a cheesecake is visible mold.
Kalshane, in reply to Sarameg, in Natter:
It's like we have ... feral IT staff or something.
This gives me this amusing image of unshaven geeks in rumpled business clothes wearing ties like headbands dashing on all fours between cubicles and cautiously sniffing electronics.
That said, it sounds like their management needs to figure out how to housebreak them or something.
billytea filking in Bitches:
Treat me like a fool
Treat me mean and cruel
Just COMM me
Tear my posts apart
Say they've got no heart
Just COMM me
I would beg and steal
Just to see my name
Heading up a COMM
(my first time committing COMM, incidentally, of course I got the formatting wrong...)
Gandalfe, on Angel:
I'll be in my bunk. Or maybe someone else's bunk, I don't care, just get me a freaking bunk.
NovaChild in Quotables:
A hush settles over the crowd as the race creeps toward the finish. At this point it's neck-and-neck, the last few laps will decide it all. Will Harmony forever be known as stupid-yet-endearing or stupid-yet-tactless-yet-endearing? Or, in fact, both? I don't know about you, but I'm excited to see the outcome of this event. It could change the very shape of deathmatches to come.