I love Fay! Natter, true, but it came from the heart.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Allyson: I hate John D'oh. I don't give a fuck who he is.
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From Firefly
Allyson: I'd pay more for Zoe in the sack
Daniel C. Jensen: Or Kaylee in the engine room....
Scrappy: Or Miss Scarlett in the conservatory with the lead pipe.
Allyson, in Angel
Speaking of, if there are so many hell dimensions, shouldn't there be equal numbers of heaven dimensions? Like the "Ice Cream and Adonis Dimension, where one can eat all the ice cream one wants, and while getting eaten by Washes and Gunns, and Angels?
Where is that dimension? That's where I wanna go. Get me a portal.
From FayJay, a continuation of her hymn of Tyr-praise:
I don't understand how they ever get anything done on that ship, actually, because surely everyone's first thought upon waking must be: "Hmm, consciousness. Must go get Tyr naked and have hot monkey sex." Or possibly: "Hmm. consciousness. must go get Tyr naked and have hot monkey sex, and then punch the captain for being an irritating git." But apparently other stuff happens too?
Rebecca Lizard in the midst of the grammar & usage debate over in Firefly:
Dude, how could anyone not love diagramming sentences? It's excellent! It's a great game! It's like laying the sentences out and eviscerating them and getting to see how they work as they whimper and squirm and die their little sentencey deaths.
[edited to correct grammar mistake that got by RL & me.]
(Theo, could you edit the "lying" to "laying"? Just for posterity?)
Ah, shit, yes. I was in a hurry.
Or... being subconsciously ironic?
Jesse: Why play Pac Man when there's pinball?
Caroma: Pinball doesn't go wocka wocka wocka.
...in Firefly. Yes, I'll never catch up at this rate.
Corrected, Beverly & RL!
Sophia, in Natter:
When one forgets to set the timer, one wakes up at 3 am with the TV mysteriously incredibly loud.
Then one ends up staying awake to watch Murder on the Orient Express.
Not that I have had this experience recently, or anything.