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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Trudy Booth - Nov 03, 2002 11:03:35 pm PST #658 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Allyson: I hate John D'oh. I don't give a fuck who he is.

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From Firefly

Allyson: I'd pay more for Zoe in the sack

Daniel C. Jensen: Or Kaylee in the engine room....

Scrappy: Or Miss Scarlett in the conservatory with the lead pipe.

P.M. Marc - Nov 04, 2002 12:04:13 am PST #659 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Allyson, in Angel

Speaking of, if there are so many hell dimensions, shouldn't there be equal numbers of heaven dimensions? Like the "Ice Cream and Adonis Dimension, where one can eat all the ice cream one wants, and while getting eaten by Washes and Gunns, and Angels?

Where is that dimension? That's where I wanna go. Get me a portal.

Theodosia - Nov 04, 2002 6:08:22 am PST #660 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From FayJay, a continuation of her hymn of Tyr-praise:

I don't understand how they ever get anything done on that ship, actually, because surely everyone's first thought upon waking must be: "Hmm, consciousness. Must go get Tyr naked and have hot monkey sex." Or possibly: "Hmm. consciousness. must go get Tyr naked and have hot monkey sex, and then punch the captain for being an irritating git." But apparently other stuff happens too?

Theodosia - Nov 04, 2002 8:27:32 am PST #661 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Rebecca Lizard in the midst of the grammar & usage debate over in Firefly:

Dude, how could anyone not love diagramming sentences? It's excellent! It's a great game! It's like laying the sentences out and eviscerating them and getting to see how they work as they whimper and squirm and die their little sentencey deaths.

[edited to correct grammar mistake that got by RL & me.]

Beverly - Nov 04, 2002 8:45:21 am PST #662 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

(Theo, could you edit the "lying" to "laying"? Just for posterity?)

Rebecca Lizard - Nov 04, 2002 8:49:27 am PST #663 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Ah, shit, yes. I was in a hurry.

Or... being subconsciously ironic?

Nutty - Nov 04, 2002 9:00:47 am PST #664 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Jesse: Why play Pac Man when there's pinball?

Caroma: Pinball doesn't go wocka wocka wocka.

...in Firefly. Yes, I'll never catch up at this rate.

Theodosia - Nov 04, 2002 9:19:58 am PST #665 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Corrected, Beverly & RL!

Jessica - Nov 04, 2002 10:13:06 am PST #666 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sophia, in Natter:

When one forgets to set the timer, one wakes up at 3 am with the TV mysteriously incredibly loud.

Then one ends up staying awake to watch Murder on the Orient Express.

Not that I have had this experience recently, or anything.

Java cat - Nov 04, 2002 11:18:09 am PST #667 of 10000

Not javachik

(with sympathy) Typoboy, Literary:

Hospitals do strange things. I got a call from the hospital who had treated my father back in 1998; they were doing a customer satisfaction survey.

"So basically you want to know how satisfied by father was with your treatment?"

"Basically, yes."

"Well since he *DIED* while under your care I would say , 'not very'."

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