Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


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sfmarty - Aug 12, 2004 4:01:46 pm PDT #6535 of 10000
Who? moi??

They have a sister colony under my house. (grrrr)


juliana - Aug 13, 2004 4:18:33 am PDT #6536 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Continuing the antly fun:

Robin: I heard that colony of ants is beleived to be awaiting an event of some sort--that their unprecedented cooperation is geared towards one end. Scientists have decoded a series of sonar beeps from the colony and they seem to be saying "Billytea, Oh Antly Lord, all is prepared for your return"

Lilty Cash: I can't help but picture them in little ant sneakers and drinking red Kool Aid.


billytea - Aug 13, 2004 9:00:23 am PDT #6537 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Natter:

Trudy: Cindy, now you have me all sniffy. I'll never hear that song again without seeing your dance.

Cindy: Trudy, when you're picturing it, please remember all my flaws. My cheekbones are just a little too high, my waist is just a little too small, and my breasts may be too pert! And when my brilliant green/blue eyes flash in anger, they still manage to convey the hidden depths of my sorrow and vulnerabilty masked in strength.


Trudy Booth - Aug 13, 2004 11:49:45 am PDT #6538 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sue: Hey we haven't had a Nilly report today. Has she gone all Hollywood and forgotten about us?

Allyson: Yes. Today she purchased go go boots and a halter top while eating a pork chop and dancing with a statue of Mary.

Or, she's doing her morning prayers and getting ready to go get some kosher bread for seder.

Gah, I hope it's the latter, her parents know where I live.


Ginger - Aug 13, 2004 1:05:38 pm PDT #6539 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

ita: Can one, in orthodoxy, drink on the sabbath?

Wolfram: Drinking, yes. Driving, no. Works out nicely.

ita: It's like someone omniscient planned the whole thing...


libkitty - Aug 13, 2004 2:16:35 pm PDT #6540 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

SailAweigh in Angel:

Comparing Angel S3 to Alias : Lauren irritated the fuck out of me. Mainly because I was a big Sydney/Vaughn shipper and she got in the way of my ship. But season 3 cured me of that. It was as bad, if not worse than, the Buffy/Angel angstfest that was season 3.

B/S: "I want you, but I can't have you. If I do, you become evil/an adulterer."

A/V: "You're right. I must repress my love...er evil/adulterous desires."

B/S/A/V: "Woe is us, for if we boink, we must go to hell/the NSA."

Audience: "Enough, already! Boink or die."


JenP - Aug 14, 2004 10:44:27 am PDT #6541 of 10000

SusanW in Natter ...

DH first commented what a large team it was relative to NZ's population (something like 150 athletes and a country of 4 million), and speculated, WRT all the shout-outs at the Oscars this year, that they were the only 150 who hadn't been involved in filming LotR. I said, "Are you kidding? I bet the fencers and archers at least were extras." Which led to speculation about the coverage: "And here's Bob Smith from New Zealand competing in archery--he was the fourth elf from the left at the Battle of Helm's Deep."


Beverly - Aug 14, 2004 3:21:30 pm PDT #6542 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Ginger in Natter, commenting on the opening ceremonies:

I can only take a certain number of sentences that contain the phrase "that symbolizes the ..." After that much symbolism, I just want to lie down.


Astarte - Aug 15, 2004 5:11:48 am PDT #6543 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Kalshane and other Browncoats fight the good fight at Wizard World: (From Firefly thread)

I think the best, though, was the guy who had never heard of the show and was surprised to hear it was a)cancelled and b)they're making a major motion picture out of it.

Guy:"A TV movie?" Us: "No, a full theatrical release." Guy: "So it's an independant film?" Us: "No, it's being released by Universal and filmed on their lot." Guy: "Really?" Us: "Yes." Guy: "But the show was cancelled?" Us: "Yes. Because Fox is stupid." Guy: "Oh."

snerk


deborah grabien - Aug 15, 2004 7:51:34 am PDT #6544 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Trudy in Bitches, summing it all up about the Olympics, really:

Yesterday I was watching the coxless mens four. My inner twelve year old was outer.