Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. Now I'm having a wiggins.

Xander ,'First Date'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2004 6:45:08 pm PDT #6475 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil R.: Ted Kennedy just pronounced both R's in "harbor." It sounded weird.

tommyrot: He also pronounced the R in "idea."


Theodosia - Jul 28, 2004 1:52:57 pm PDT #6476 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty should have discovered sports years ago. I'm just sayin'...

Also, there aren't many players who can get by on hitting alone. So you have to be a good hitter and able to catch something thrown at you and able to judge really big distances when throwing to your teammates. And there's this whole group dynamics thing to baseball, where they play every day and they can't win with only one star and they just have to keep chipping away at it. It is sort of like watching an office full of actuaries, except they all wear tight pants, and run to the photocopier.

One skill basketball players need that baseball players often lack is the ability to move and locate oneself in a small personal bubble. Johnny Damon is rather known for his ability to crash into anything and everything in his way, willy nilly. (This includes other players.)


NoiseDesign - Jul 28, 2004 9:42:39 pm PDT #6477 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

Novachild in Natter

The difference between me and Spider-Man is that he knew he could take it. Because he was a comic book hero, and thus gets to be a genius with superpowers.


Jessica - Jul 29, 2004 5:11:03 am PDT #6478 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Polter-Cow, making things clear in Bitches:

Everyone should eat Indian food. And by "eat," I mean "make out with," and by "Indian food," I mean "an Indian boy," and by "an Indian boy," I mean "me."


Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2004 6:51:29 am PDT #6479 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Allyson: How do I defrost my fridge? It just took a half hour to chisel my stoli out.


Gus - Jul 29, 2004 6:57:12 am PDT #6480 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Megan E, a thought inspired by the show The 4400:

They should make a TV show called The 404. It would be about detectives looking for missing websites.


Ginger - Jul 29, 2004 2:15:29 pm PDT #6481 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Allyson on fans at conventions:

I love that thing where, a fan has been waiting for like YEARS to just ask this ONE thing. To have that 30 second interaction with a hero, someone they admire so deeply, and you think they may combust. Love that. Even the cringeworthy questions, where I think to myself, "WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE SOCIAL SKILLS? WERE YOU RAISED IN A SMALL, DARK BOX LIKE.... VEAL?"


Gris - Jul 30, 2004 5:59:33 am PDT #6482 of 10000
Hey. New board.

libkitty, in Minearverse. Context optional.

PC note (as in politically correct, not Polter Cow): No offense is meant to any Irish, poor or working class people, middle class people, rich people, unclassified people, actors, writers, real trash, garbage collectors, demons, or watchers of good or bad television, or others that were inadvertently or advertently omitted from this list. Anyone else can be offended at their own discretion, but this is not required.


Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2004 6:17:48 am PDT #6483 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amych: My nails are black, my clothes are black. Easy-peasy, except for the part where I'm a walking cliche.


Jessica - Jul 30, 2004 8:52:57 am PDT #6484 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Buffista baby posting board, by Amych:

Annabel:WAAAAAH!

Flealet:WAAAAAH!

Wrod! also, WAAAAH!

Franny:WAAAAAH!!

Owen:WAAAAAH!!

No, WAAAH!

Benno:<eyeroll>Babies.