I can't believe I got beat to that.
I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.
Spike ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Lilty Cash - Jul 30, 2004 8:53:33 am PDT #6485 of 10000
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
deborah grabien - Jul 30, 2004 10:11:07 am PDT #6486 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
She beat me as well, Lilty, but I'm pitifully slow on the draw today.
One of the funniest posts I've seen this week.
Jessica - Jul 30, 2004 10:19:13 am PDT #6487 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Blows smoke off of posting finger, twirls, and sticks it back in the holster
DavidS - Jul 30, 2004 10:23:54 am PDT #6488 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jessica: [White castle burgers ]sound indescribably awful.
juliana: They are, but they always seem to be just the thing to cap off a night of drunkenness. You're stumbling home from the bar, and all of sudden you think, "Heeyyyyyyy, I could really go for some grease. What's open? White Castle? YEAH! A couple of sliders would really hit the spot!" So you join the horde of drunks milling about in the White Castle, scarfing down the cheeseburgers and boxes of fries, thinking that you're so smart to get some food in your stomach to soak up the booze.
Then, of course, you wake up the next day and your intestinal tract is sitting next to your liver, and they're both nursing a cup of coffee and a cigarette and glaring at you, all "Dude, you could have gone for the Wendy's, you know that? NO, you had to have the White Castle, didn't you? Bastard." And then the intestinal tract runs to the bathroom, and the liver gets up and stomps out to make another pot of coffee, making sure to slam the door very loudly.
juliana - Jul 30, 2004 10:29:45 am PDT #6489 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Hard-won knowledge, that. Learn from my mistakes, kids!
askye - Jul 30, 2004 5:04:30 pm PDT #6490 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
I'm not sure who the first person is ...
Heather Alayne: I just read that Tom Ridge is thinking of quitting for the private sector because $175 K isn't enough to send his kids to college.
JZ : t vomits
Oh, for fuck's sake. Boo-hoo! Let me wipe away the tears with my PLASTIC HAND, or the paycheck-to-paycheck working-class equivalent of that retort. Somebody needs to go all Lindsey on his ass.
Nicole - Jul 30, 2004 5:11:07 pm PDT #6491 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
I'm not sure who the first person is ...
askye, it was Heather Alayne.
Fiona - Jul 30, 2004 11:19:48 pm PDT #6492 of 10000
Benno: [eyeroll] Babies.
May I just say, on behalf of my two-and-a-half-year-old, definitely-no-longer-a-baby, non-stop-talking-bilingual son: Hah!
beekaytee - Jul 31, 2004 9:44:54 am PDT #6493 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
I'm stunned.
I'm so stunned that I save my COMM reading up for the weekend, certain that I will never appear here and, therefore, be in the position of making a quick thank you. But, hey, turns out I was wrong.
Thanks Theodosia for selecting my garbage (topic not content) story to be COMM'ed.
My verra first time.
::small curtsey::
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2004 7:27:40 am PDT #6494 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Murder investigation via Google:
Am Chau in Buffy:
ita, to the best of my knowledge wallabies have never drowned anybody. On the other hand, a Google for "UK wild wallabies drown actor" gets 10 hits, so who am I to say?